Hearing it read aloud is even better than reading it. Perhaps what this needs is an audiobook version… Thanks to Syy for reading the story and telling me about it! I apologize to those on the podcast for whom I ruined SAO, although I prefer to think of it as an improvement.
This is part 17 of my SAO summary / fanfiction. You can start with Part 1 here.
Several weeks had passed Kirito rescued Asuna from the fairy kingdom’s den of iniquity, where she was tentacle raped and licked and all other sorts of atrocities laid upon her pure, nubile body by the mad King Oberon. In case the reader has forgotten, King Oberon fell to Kirito in a heroic dance battle, and Kirito then courageously received administrative powers from the hand of a mad scientist’s ghost, and used them to torture the defenseless Oberon, making him suffer as much as any man could suffer. Kirito proved once and for all that he was a true hero, a hero to be reckoned with, and that justice would always prevail as long as his sword stood straight and true in the realm of video games.
Now Kirito and Imouto galloped to school on Kirito’s mighty motorcycle. They could have walked (it was only a few blocks) but a motorcycle was the only vehicle fit for a hero. Kirito had named it after himself, “Stud”. It was black, the color of heroes, and Kirito loved the feel of his pelvis grinding into the hard seat, and the contrast of the soft voluptuousness of his younger sister’s flesh pushing into him from behind. This was actually a disappointment to Kirito, however, and he wished he were back in Alfheim Online, where his sister’s breasts were several orders of magnitude larger. Plus, Kirito had decided, the real world’s coefficient of restitution for human flesh was too low. After seeing his sister’s bounce while she flew through the sky, Kirito knew for sure that the virtual world was superior to the “real” world. He wished he was a GM so he could fix things. But she was still his Imouto, and thus Kirito would swing his sword at her side in love no matter what form her body took. Continue reading
This is part 16 of my SAO summary / fanfiction. You can start with Part 1 here.
After he defeated Sugou and freed Asuna, Kirito rushed to the hospital to check on her. In the parking lot, he was interrupted by the cackles of a madman.
“Hello, Kirito,” Sugou greeted him. “Our battle isn’t over yet! Prepare to die!”
Sugou rushed at Kirito with a knife. But Kirito’s swordmanship skill was far higher, so Kirito disarmed him with ease and based his head in against a van. Continue reading
This post is dedicated to the 144 sick bastards who found this site by searching for “sword art online yui hentai” or some variation thereof. This is part 15 of my SAO summary / fanfiction. You can start with Part 1 here. Thanks to Mira for the GIF.
Kirito: There’s no Floating City up here! Some grand quest. Everything was a lie! I won’t let him get away with this!
Yui tugs gently on Kirito’s sleeve.
Kirito: Oh, right. Gotta save Asuna first. Then I’ll deal with the important matters. Continue reading
This is part 14 of my SAO fanfiction. You can start with Part 1 here.
As Kirito looked back on the past, he realized the truth. He wasn’t truly a part of his family. Sure, he was related to them by blood. But such ties were weak. Genetic ties were nothing compared to the raging torrent of electrons that connected him to other gamers on the net.
Even when he was ten, he felt a stronger connection to his fellow gamers than to his blood family. It is the ties one chooses for oneself that make the strongest bonds, after all. And Kirito had chosen the world of the MMORPG over his family and the world of “reality.” If that is what he had chosen, who was anyone to deny it? Was the world of games any less real? Kirito didn’t think so. He loved the world of Sword Art Online far more than the world he was born in. The beautiful sunsets, the chirping of the birds, the glint of steel in the morning light— it was more true than any other world he had known. Continue reading