Category Archives: Sword Art Online

Sword Art Online II 14 — Sinon Rips Off Kirito’s Clothes

This is part 31 of my SAO fanfiction, and you can start from the beginning here.

Kirito courageously fought against Sinon’s evil rapist. However, since he couldn’t wield his dual blades in real life, Kirito was defeated. Death Gun Jr. injected Kirito with his Death Injector. Then Sinon hit him in the head with her stereo.

“Kirito-kun! Noo! Don’t die! You swore that you would do swordplay with me! So you can’t die until then!”

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Sinon tore off Kirito’s shirt. She fondled his sexy nipples. Continue reading

Sword Art Online II 13 — Death Gun’s Death

The results are in, and Sword Art Online’s depiction of butts is less realistic than that of Rail Wars. Note for animators: you need to properly model gravity. F = G \frac{m_1 m_2}{r^2}. If m_1 and m_2 are the masses of Sinon’s butt cheeks, and r is the distance between them, then F is non-negligible.

On to this week’s episode! This is part 30 (OMG!) of my SAO fanfiction, and you can start from the beginning here.

Kirito and Death Gun continued their struggle in the desert, getting down and dirty and covered with sweat.

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Death Gun panted heavily from the exertion. “You will never defeat me if you can’t remember me! Bwah ha ha ha!” Continue reading

Sword Art Online II 12 — Kirito and Death Gun Compare Swords

Kirito and Sinon waited in the cave for their enemies to come. Kirito had just stepped out so the satellite could see him, to lure the enemies to his position.

Kirito was worried. “Death Gun has already killed a lot of people… can we beat him?”

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“Then he’s sure to get the ‘max kills’ award… There’s nothing we can do about it.” Continue reading