Heavy Object Review — C-

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Two kids have fun making terrible jokes and blowing up giant robots.

Ok, I’ll admit it. This is the anime I would have written back when I had chuunibyou in middle school.

It’s episode after episode of the heroes defeating their enemies, coming from behind to defeat the strong, with super clever thinking. They make jokes and act like smart, suave adults. So edgy!!! They’re smarter than all those dumb adults.

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Now that I’m older… it all seems so childish.

It was dumb (and very very sexist), but at least it wasn’t boring.

  • Storytelling – C – Beat unbeatable enemy. Make “clever” joke. Repeat.
  • Voice – C – Meh.
  • Characters – C – Quentin and Hevia were not that interesting. Everyone else was defined solely by their tits and asses.
  • Attention Grab – B – Didn’t have any trouble keeping my attention. I guess I haven’t grown up at all.
  • Production – C – It’s fine.
  • Overall – C-

Recommendations – Full Metal Panic, Aldnoah Zero

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