This is part 11 of my SAO fanfiction. You can start with Part 1 here.

Kirito and Imouto sped towards the meeting of the emissaries at lightning speed. As they flew, Kirito ogled Imouto’s dangling breasts. Kirito had to conclude that flying was a brilliant game mechanic. He wished he had created a female character so he could ogle himself and break the monotony of long distance travel.

Finally, they arrived at the peace picnic. The Slytherin and the Cait Sith sat at the table, negotiating. Above them flew a bombing squad of over 50 salamanders. No one at the picnic noticed.

Kirito transformed into a meteor and intercepted the salamanders, waking the negotiators from their drunken revelry.

“Take me to your leader!” demanded Kirito. “Let’s settle this like men… with a dick measuring contest!”

“Yes! Let’s do this!” shouted the Salamander’s leader, jumping forward and pulling out his sword. His name was Eugene, a name befitting a man among men. “If you can withstand my assault for thirty seconds, then I’ll kill you. If you can’t withstand my assault for thirty seconds, then I’ll also kill you.”

“Fair enough,” said Kirito, removing his sheath and whipping out his sword. “Let’s begin.”

The women below looked on in stunned disbelief as the battle began.

“Kirito goes at it with such zest and passion…”

“…but Eugene’s weapon is far superior.”

“He’s penetrating Kirito’s body everywhere with that massive weapon!”

“I wish Kirito would fight against me with so much desire to win…” mused Imouto.

Suddenly Kirito cast a spell, and disappeared in a puff of smoke.

Imouto felt her skirt lift, and a hand gently fondle the curves of her buttocks. A moment later, it was gone.

“Kirito-kun! I can’t believe you would do such a thing in public! How shameless! It turns me on!” Imouto cried out in pleasure.

When the smoke cleared, Kirito penetrated Eugene’s body with his blades— his DUAL blades.

Imouto gazed in awe at Kirito’s swordplay. She hadn’t even noticed that her sword was gone. But she didn’t need it anyway, she preferred to be on the receiving end.

Kirito had won. He had saved the peace picnic from interruption.

But that wasn’t all. All of the women below had seen his naked sword, and how stiff and long it was in use.

They all tried to seduce him using their womanly appeal.

Kirito thought about sticking and dicking around for a while. He had to save Asuna… eventually.

Imouto was jealous. She tried to seduce Kirito too. But Kirito had already seen and touched everything Imouto had.

Later, Yui gave Kirito a piece of her mind. “I told you no cheating, Daddy! You can only do those adult things with family like me and mommy!”

“What?” asked Imouto. “Then why is it okay with me?”

Yui thought long and hard, but she wasn’t sure.

“Because you don’t really seem like a girl,” said Kirito.

But Kirito was wrong. It was fine for him to cheat with Imouto because she was family too. Somewhere deep in his subconscious, Kirito knew this.

Continued in Part 12: Tentacles…