This post is dedicated to the 144 sick bastards who found this site by searching for “sword art online yui hentai” or some variation thereof. This is part 15 of my SAO summary / fanfiction. You can start with Part 1 here. Thanks to Mira for the GIF.
Kirito: There’s no Floating City up here! Some grand quest. Everything was a lie! I won’t let him get away with this!
Yui tugs gently on Kirito’s sleeve.
Kirito: Oh, right. Gotta save Asuna first. Then I’ll deal with the important matters.
Kirito and Yui run through corridors inside the tree, searching for Asuna. Pumped up, exhilarating chase music plays.
Kirito and Yui open a door with the power of love. They find Asuna on the other side, and run to her birdcage.
Yui: Mommy!
Asuna: Kirito! Yui! I missed you so much!
As Asuna cries out seven liters of tears, she hugs her family.
Then they fall into a gravity well. Yui dies.
King Oberon: Welcome to my evil lair! I am God!
Kirito: You bastard! You interrupted my alone time with Asuna! I haven’t seen her for months, so I wanted to at least spend some time in her bed, and those chains turn—
King Oberon: Call me His Highness, Fairy King Oberon! I will show you how to treat Titania!
King Oberon: I will show you what it means to defy me!
Asuna: No! Stop, your majesty! If you go any further… I’m going to come!
King Oberon: You ain’t seen nothing yet! Let’s see how you handle my massive sword.
Kirito begins to sweat and pant.
Kirito: That looks… so big… I want to… match swords with you…!
King Oberon: Well, if I did what you wanted, I wouldn’t be evil enough! Let’s try something different.
Kirito: Noo! Not Asuna! Anything but that!
Asuna: Hmm…. This looks interesting…
King Oberon: Tee-hee! Watch this, Kirito-kun! Nyan-nyan~~~
Asuna: Ahhhh…! I’m getting… wet…. It feels so good….!
King Oberon: That’s right, Titania…. That’s why I love you so much… NPC women can’t make that face…
Kirito: Chains, NTR and licking… How do you know all of Asuna’s fetishes so well…? Could it be…?!
King Oberon: That’s right! I have the recordings of everything you did in Sword Art Online. I know all about you, Kirito.
King Oberon: Later, in the real world, I’ll play a recording of today on a big monitor, and turn you on even more, Titania! I’m the only man fit to be your husband.
Asuna: I… can’t let you do that… I have to play the tapes of Kirito and I first…
King Oberon: I know all about what Kirito likes too. I’ll let him relive the passionate time he spent with Kuradeel in the wilderness.
Kirito: Ahhh…!! Your sword is even bigger and stiffer than his was!
King Oberon: Bwah ha ha ha! You can never defeat me! Especially if you let go of your own sword, and let it go weak and limp. Try to hold on as long as you can, but you’ll never be able to do it for longer than me.
Kirito: We’ll see about that! Face me like a man!
King Oberon: Very well! I admire your courage! Let’s fight. Dance battle… BEGIN!
Kirito and King Oberon dance. Kirito falls to the floor in utter defeat after witnessing King Oberon’s smooth dance moves.
King Oberon: That was too easy. Let’s get back to business…
Mad Scientist: I AM MAD SCIENTIST!
Kirito: Enable administrator privileges.
King Oberon: Your ID outranks mine? Drat, I’ve been defeated.
King Oberon: Y-You stupid kid… I wanted to become God, and control everyone’s memories and emotions. And I would have gotten away with it, too, if it weren’t for you meddling kids!
Kirito: Now let’s fight like real men, by comparing the lengths of our swords.
Kirito bullies the defenseless King Oberon, turning his ability to feel pain onto the highest level, then cutting off all his limbs. King Oberon takes Kirito’s sword into his mouth. Kirito is a true hero.
Asuna: Kirito, why did you have to interrupt me? I was enjoying that.
Asuna: But I’ll go to your room soon. I want to go to your room and do all kinds of things.
Kirito: Ok. See you later. Now that she’s gone, maybe I can finally get back to things that matter, like finding the bloody Floating City and finishing this quest.
Mad Scientist: Kirito, accept this gift for defeating the final boss. It’s called “The Seed.” If you eject it from your sword, a new world will be born.
Kirito: I already did that once with Yui, it’s not really something I’d like to repeat.
Kirito: Oh wait, I forgot! Yui just died. I probably should have told her mother…
Kirito wakes up to find Imouto straddling him and on the point of pushing his sword into her body. He reaches to touch her fine behind.
Continued in Part 16: Replaying the Game…
And now I truly realize how bad this episode truly is: even you can’t make it easy to sit through. Though I guess Suguha’s ass is as close to a reward for completion as we’ll ever get.
WorstBest episode of the show, by far.I agree with Yerocha, that bum is the only reward we get.
As for this episode, even I with no context and general bad taste found it rather bad.
It’s okay, you only have one more episode, so hang in there!
Yeah, I’ve got to do one more at some point…
Hey i just found this site while searching for Shinsekai yori charakters, this anime is way too weard xD
i have to tell that you are right, thet the latest episodes makes kinda less sense and i allready noticed it by myself, after the 12th episode it feels like the anime was made by a total different person so i can’t reccoment to watch the anime after he 12th episode firther on, it will just makes you dissepoint
a new fan was born^^ keep your site going ;D
Yeah, I didn’t like SAO that much up to the twelfth episode, more because it kept going on pointless side stories than because it was particularly bad, but after that the stupidity really just exploded.
You should write light novels.
I should, I bet I could make a great well-written light novel that becomes famous like SAO
Is it me or is this episode foreshadowing Kirito to become villain? I mean, he praises the first villain for giving him the epic gamer skillz and admin-level powers. He degrades (in a technical turn, turning the guy to a level 1 player) and slowly tortures the hell out of the crazy second villain simply because the guy simply violated his property. And he gains the ability to resurrect the DANGEROUS AS FUCK VRMMO system that turned games into crazy death traps and has projects that can turn HUMANS into NPC Slaves because he simply LOVES the power and credit he gets in the virtual world (Yeah, He wants to put SAOPatch into ALO simply because he had a house there)
Asuna’s reaction to all of this just… made it worse. Apparently seeing Kirito kill Asuna’s molester made her horny as hell… which… can say a lot about their relationship.
To be honest, that episode just… *facepalm* There’s a lot of desu ex machinas and questionable moral standing that simply made the episode terrible.
Haha I hope he becomes the villain! The second run of this show would be awesome if that were the case.
This episode had to be the worst one in an all-around terrible show.
Oh I see the future… spoilers… nope. Still too Sue. Kirito has a new playmate though, and apparently is an investigator now for a GUN MMORPG LIKE OMG and gets a rare avatar and a unique lightsaber BECAUSE. Asuna has her own time in the spotlight whining about her family and being yuri with Female Thane Krios Plot Device who is apparently more powerful but Kirito, but died in the end because she has AIDS since birth.
Yeah, I’m definitely looking forward to seeing Kirito squirt women with his pistol next season.
ROFL, so I’m not the only one who thought “I AM MAD SCIENTIST” when Kayaba appeared. Also ROFL at “Your sword is even bigger and stiffer than his was” xD
This episode really disturbs me. However, I still stuck to the end and watched it all the way. LOL!
This wasn’t a very good breakdown of this episode of sao and it can be misleading to quite a few people the episode is 10x better and you didn’t really get what was going on at some parts clearly…
Sorry, I was trying to give a 100% accurate summary but clearly I failed…