This is part 44 of my SAO summary / fanfiction, and you can start from the beginning here.

“Hey, Kirito-kun!”

“Oh, if it isn’t my favorite daughter! What was your name again?”

“Haha, you’re so funny daddy! But that’s what Strea loves about you!”

“Daddy, you like meat, right?”

“Damn straight.”

“Yup, yup! Strea has lots of meat. And with this gracious gift, I can comfort people with a big sword and a side of charm!”

“Daddy… can Strea comfort your big sword with her meat?”

Strea’s idea of comforting usually involved physical assault and prolonged boob hugs, thought Kirito. “We’re family so we should get to know each other better. I’d love to let Strea comfort my big sword. But let’s hurry and finish before Mommy comes home.”

Several hours later…

Kirito and Sinon headed back to the inn after turning in their quest.

“Sinon, what are you planning to do next?”

“I was thinking it would be best to do some leveling. I wouldn’t want to fall behind.”

“I wouldn’t mind if you fell behind.” Kirito patted Sinon’s behind.

“That’s not fair, Kirito! Pardon me, can I see that weapon hanging behind you? That amazing weapon of mASS destruction?”

“Kirito, Sinon, what are you up to?” asked Asuna cheerfully, walking up behind them.

“Hehe. We were talking about THAT kinda stuff. You are more than welcome to join us.”

Asuna blushed.

“Daddy!!! Mommy!!! Yui and Strea want to play with daddy’s weapon too!” said Yui.

“I’m not sure this is appropriate for children…” suggested Sinon.

“Maybe you’re right. I’ll look into it where I can, but unfortunately I only have the access of a tutorial character.”

“The system won’t let me into anything confidential or secures, but I can search fast and I think that’s a plus. Hehe.”

“Ok, I’ll show you my weapon, but are you all sure you can handle it?” asked Kirito. “It’s pretty amazing.”

“It really is,” added Sinon.

“Yeah, man, we’ll be fine,” Agil interjected. The party was getting larger and larger. “And in case you’ve gone and forgotten, no one here is a pushover. We’ve saved your ass a fair few times.”

Everyone saved Kirito’s ass again. Kirito enjoyed it.

To be continued…