This is part 27 of my SAO summary / fanfiction. You can start with Part 1 here.
Death Gun prepared to fire his Death Gun up Sinon’s ass.
Sinon held her breath and closed her eyes in anticipation. A bang sounded. Sinon felt… nothing?
A hand grasped SInon’s right buttock. She opened her eyes. She was surrounded by smoke. She found herself slung over Kirito’s shoulder, staring at Kirito’s massive sword, bulging out of its scabbard.
Kirito gently laid her on the back of a motorbike. He paied the fee and hopped on.
“That’s odd,” thought Kirito. “They don’t know how to spell ‘paied‘. Must be a bug.”
Kirito sped away, but Sinon spotted Death Gun chasing them from behind.
“This is my horse!” declared Death Gun. “Its name is… Death Horse!”
“Crap!” shouted Sinon. “His horse is fast!”
“Shoot him!” said Kirito.
“I… I can’t!”
“Then give me your gun, I’ll shoot him.”
“I… I can’t! This gun is part of my body…”
“Stop whining, woman! Just fire the damn gun!”
Sinon fired and missed. Fortunately she hit the gas tank of a parked car and blew Death Horse to smithereens, although Death Gun escaped.
Kirito drove the motorbike into the desert, where he parked in a cave.
“The satellite won’t see us here.”
“Kirito… since we have some time alone now, I’ve been wondering. Why do you refuse to fight me? Are you afraid to put your blade inside me?”
“Sinon… there’s no need. You already live inside me.”
“Then… why won’t you? Are you afraid you’d get an STD (Sword Transmitted Disease)?”
“I’ve never given myself to anyone else.”
“That’s not it, Sinon! We’re already involved with one another!” The only problem is Asuna, Kirito thought to himself. I’m sure she’d be down for a threesome (especially with that ass), but I should at least ask first.
“Then take responsibility! You protect me for the rest of my life!”
“Ok.”
“Now… Kirito… I want your sword!”
Fifteen minutes later…
“Kirito… I think that now… I’ve overcome my fear of guns.”
“Death Gun’s Death Gun is tiny anyway… It would barely make a dent in me. I don’t know what I was so afraid of.”
Continued in Part 28…
I haven’t even watched the episode yet, but please, PLEASE, for the love of God, let the horses name actually be Death Horse. I would laugh at that for hours. xD
Also, as an addendum to my last comment, I’ll just leave this here. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fe4fyhzS3UM
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yeah that was my reaction to the video as well
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Sorry to disappoint… I wish…
That‘s great.You must be a funny man
Goddamit this was funny. I burst out laughing at the DEATH HORSE gag you did. Shit these posts too good! BUHAHAHAHA.
I also didn’t watch the episode yet, but I know I won’t be able to take it seriously now.
Glad you enjoyed. 🙂
It’s hard to take the episodes seriously regardless so you aren’t missing much.
Did you edit your post based on Austin’s suggestion?
It’s epic anyway.
Sinon’s into anal, huh…
No, I had Death Horse originally. He meant he hoped it was called “Death Horse” in the actual show. Sadly, that was a detail I added…