Episode 16 Summary

Salamandinay walks in on Ange and Tusk during their morning intercourse.

Salamandinay (let’s call her Dragon Bitch from now on) challenges Ange to a sports competition. If she wins Ange becomes her slave.

They play tennis, racing, ping pong, golf, and more, culminating in strip twister. Ange chews on Dragon Bitch’s tail and they immediately become best friends.

They shower together. Dragon Bitch is the only person in the universe who’s enough of a bitch to be friends with Ange. Or something.

Turns out Dragon Bitch lives in a socialist utopia. She can’t understand how everyone doesn’t magically get along in Ange’s world.

The universes start to merge and all the dragon people start to disappear. Vivian’s mother gets stuck under something.

Ange and Dragon Bitch use their combined Symphogear powers to save the world.

Episode 17 Summary

Ange and Tusk discuss whether they should join the dragons in their rescue mission. Ange points out every single decision she made thus far turned out to be terrible. Tusk says that all they can do is do what they think is right. Ange shoves her crotch in Tusk’s face.

Ange eats some dick-shaped mushroom.

Tusk’s admirers say farewell.

The invasion begins. But it fails because Embryo captured the girl in the palace and found out their plans. Ange’s old squad kills a lot of dragons and tries to take her prisoner. But Vivian does some crazy midair acrobatics and saves her. Then Ange teleports them back to their old base.

Momoka and Hilda come out of the sea in wetsuits. The credits roll as Hilda grabs Tusk’s dick.

Thoughts

Getting more interesting now that the old characters are back. The thing with Salia has some potential. I just wish she could become a bit less pathetically dependent… but meh.

The part I was most amused by was how Ange kept getting Dragon Bitch’s name wrong. I can sympathize. And all the stupid perverted stuff. Obviously.