Death March kara Hajimaru Isekai Kyousoukyoku Review — F

Bargain Bin Kirito is no lolicon.

I’m shamelessly stealing E Minor’s nickname because it captures everything about this anime perfectly. I enjoy making fun of Sword Art Online, but oh my god it is nothing compared to this shit. Compared to this guy, Kirito has so much personality! The video game system of shared inventory space is so much more exciting! The skills… oh my goodness… everything is a goddamn skill. If you don’t activate the breathing skill you will probably suffocate. This is the worst game system I have ever seen. An anime about an MMO should at least attempt to make MMOs look fun. This game looks positively miserable.

Everything about this anime is miserable. The animation is miserable, the characters are miserable, the music is miserable, the viewer is miserable. How is it possible to make an anime so boring? It’s like no one stopped to ask, “is there anyone on this entire planet that will find this entertaining”? Because the answer is clearly no. I actually read the manga for this. The manga also sucks. But it’s nowhere near the level of the anime. They could have easily made an anime that was just bad. They didn’t have to make one that was atrocious.

And yes, he is a fucking lolicon.

  • Storytelling – F – Miserable.
  • Voice – F – Miserable.
  • Characters – F – Miserable.
  • Attention Grab – F – Miserable.
  • Production – F – Miserable.
  • Overall – F

Recommendations – Play an MMO, because it probably has a better story and moves at a faster pace than this anime.

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