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Mahouka 15 — Tatsuya Totally Owns Them

Great. We start off with five minutes of Tatsuya explaining the strategy for this Monolith game. I don’t give a fuck. It’s basically Capture the Flag except lamer. Which is hard to imagine because it also involves magic but it’s true.
Now Tatsuya tells this guy how to use his magic correctly. Sigh.

Ugh. Finally caught up. This is painful.

Holy shit how can an anime suck this much?

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Tatsuya attempts to praise somebody. Of course it ends up turning into a long lecture about how Tatsuya could do it better. Cue several minutes of magical gibberish. Tatsuya can better understand what this guy’s family spent hundreds of years learning in a couple seconds.

Since I’m so far behind, I’m just going to do this stream of conscious style like E Minor does while I’m watching the episodes.

We start off with Imouto knifing fireballs in a sexy body suit. Just what I wanted.
Oh great, the school counselor just blew her top-secret cover to two kids. Normally it would be confidential but she’s counting on Tatsuya and Imouto to keep it secret. Of course Tatsuya then proceeds to blackmail her, telling her that in exchange she’ll keep him informed of any new secret developments with the police. Seriously, the police should just arrest this guy. Was it last episode he led a hit team to murder some people off campus?

He was despised and rejected by others;
a man of suffering and acquainted with infirmity;
and as one from whom others hide their faces
he was despised, and we held him of no account. Continue reading Mahouka 07 — Tatsuya, Man of Suffering →