Americans Eat Things Besides Hamburgers

And by “things besides hamburgers”, I don’t mean “hot dogs and french fries”.  This came to mind while watching the  latest episode of Hidan no Aria, where this billboard appeared:

As someone who has lived in Texas, I facepalmed. For readers not from the US, burgers are definitely not Tex-Mex (and certainly not this especially generic looking burger).

Not having a good grasp on American food certainly isn’t specific to anime. In real life, I work with a substantial number of people from other countries. These people will invariably complain to me that they hate American food. I ask them what foods they hate. They tell me they hate hamburgers and French fries. Occasionally they add sandwiches to the list. I don’t bother explaining that sandwiches aren’t actually from America.

On further interrogation, it turns out that they haven’t eaten anywhere except cheap restaurants, which where I live are all either sandwich shops or Chinese restaurants. I try to explain that Americans do cook things beside sandwiches and Chinese food at home, which are only found in sit-down restaurants, if at all. My friends from Asia are shocked to hear that many Americans think everyone cooks rice in a pot on the stove, in the rare case that they cook rice at all, and have never even heard of a rice cooker. Visitors from overseas then ask: well, then, what is American food?

And then I’m stumped. I list a few things off the top of my head: barbecue, Tex-Mex, southern food, potatoes, corn… They walk away pretending to be convinced. But no one buys it. American food is hamburgers and french fries.

The problem is that even Americans don’t know what American food is. For the sake of experiment, I’ve asked Americans to name some American foods.  Their answer is the same as mine. “Hamburgers, hot dogs… um… French fries? No wait, are those French?”

To risk sounding like an elementary school history textbook, America is a melting pot. Not the type you make Fondue in, although there are certainly American variations on that particular dish. But the type where it is a nation of immigrants, and we incorporate the foods of those immigrants into our own cuisine. Basically, a large part of American food is what we’ve stolen from everywhere else variations, changes and combinations of dishes brought to America by immigrants. Take Chinese food:  my friends from China complain that the food in Chinese restaurants here isn’t “authentic”. To which I reply that it’s authentically American. At what point do these foods cease being Italian, German, Chinese or Japanese and become American?

Of course, this thievery culinary exchange isn’t one sided. I visited Singapore last year, and at a food court my friend ordered a “Hamburger” from a “Western food” restaurant. What he got back was no hamburger that we would have conceived of. There was no bun, and it more closely resembled the dreaded salisbury steak cafeteria meal than the type of hamburger we were familiar with. It also came with a runny egg on top. Was the hamburger American or was it Singaporean? I don’t know, but my friend ate it all.

One of the aspects I find most interesting about anime is seeing how my own culture is portrayed. By experiencing a small slice of Japanese culture, I feel like I’ve been able to better understand my own culture.  What is American food? I never would have asked that question before I began watching anime: it would be like asking “what is food?”. It’s what I eat.

Hidan no Aria 07 — *yawn*

Another typical episode of Hidan no Aria. A third of Aria screaming at Kinji and calling him stupid (because we certainly haven’t hard Rie Kugimiya do that enough!), a third of Shirayuki acting tragic in a kimono, and a third of Kinji running around like an idiot and clutching his cellphone.

For the first third of the episode involving Aria, I think I’ve already exhausted the same complaints for every other episode, so I’ll skip that. For Shirayuki they have unfortunately decided to neglect her crazy side, and turned her into another cute innocent unfortunate girl needing a manly man to protect her. I would feel much more sympathetic for her if she spent less time trying to steal a kiss and more time cutting her rivals to pieces.

But I can’t wait for the next episode! Who is the person who’s taken Shirayukii hostage? I can’t tell because of the crazy synthed voice and the fact that his presence is cloaked in shadow! Is it Durandal and will Aria finally get her revenge? Kyaah! </sarcasm>

Steins; Gate 08 — Genderswap

This episode consisted of Kyouma trying random things to change the past. The things he did seemed innocuous enough, but I think they’re going to end up having larger consequences than it initially seems. This is especially the case with Moeka’s message. I don’t think anyone actually saw what she typed, and I’m very curious as to whether she actually sent the message she said she was going to. Kyouma didn’t check very thoroughly to figure out what changed from the past, and I’m wondering if the IBN is still lying around his lab.

My suspicions about John Titor’s identity have shifted from Moeka to part-time girl with this episode. She seems awfully familiar with John Titor’s message and curious about Kyouma’s reaction. Plus she does seem to know something about Christina from the future. Perhaps she even had something to do with Christina getting killed in the alternate timeline.

Somehow Ruka’s gender has managed to become even more ambiguous with this episode. I doubt that he’s a girl now, if only because eating habits don’t actually influence gender. Still, if the message was sent not while Ruka’s mother was pregnant but before, it’s possible that Ruka has become a male.

Dog Days 08 — Trickery

This was an improvement over the most recent episodes due to the return of some action, but it still isn’t up to the standards of the first few episodes. The creators have committed what is in my opinion the most common blunder of anime comedies— trying to add some serious plot, and forgetting that people are watching the show to have a good laugh.

I think another problem may be that the creators are overreaching with too many characters. So many of them are completely useless, and we don’t know anything about them. Namely, the ninjas on both sides, the maid corps, and the King’s honor guard are mostly useless. We’ve seen too much of these random people and not enough of Shinku, Eclair and Riko. There’s the same problem with the battles: the first couple of episodes had great fights because we were able to watch things develop on a small scale up to ridiculous proportions, with humorous banter between the combatants. The battle in this episode was just a slide show of every single character spamming AoE spells on small fry.

I enjoyed the first few episodes of Dog Days because they were funny. To make the show funny again, I think they should focus on jokes and a few of the characters instead of some prophecies, demons, and friendships between princesses. It’s impossible for anyone to take a show with this sort of premise seriously anyway.

Norageki! Review — 7.25 / 10.0

Norageki shows a tale of five people and a cat who escape from prison. I don’t want to say much more in fear of spoiling all of what is a rather short story.

The first thing you’ll probably notice about Norageki is the experimental animation style. There’s a heavy use of CG. In my opinion the still frames looked pretty nice, but the motion of the characters leaved a lot to be desired. It didn’t look natural at all.

The plot is decent for something that fit in 25 minutes. Same with the characters – they have potential, but again, we don’t see much in 25 minutes. I think the show could have made good use of some extra time.The male characters in particular didn’t get enough time to develop. Everything was decent, but there was just nothing that wowed me.

This OVA has a similar setting to the movie Moon, if anyone’s seen that, although the way it uses the setting is quite different.

  • Plot / Script – 8 / 10 – Interesting story, if not the most unique (the setting, if nothing else, is similar to Dead Leaves)
  • Characters – 7 / 10 – Have potential but don’t develop fully (particularly males).
  • Production – 7 / 10 – Unique style, but blocky motion
  • Overall – 7.25 / 10

Recommendations – Moon (non-anime), Freedom, Dead Leaves