Me watching this show:
The kids at this school make my own middle school like a friendly, welcoming place. Middle school sucked. I’m so glad we all grew out of that.
Nakamura presents our main character with a startling fact about Saeki: she wants to fuck him.
You’d think he’d be somewhat pleased with this, although still embarrassed. But no, he’s in complete denial.
I was quite innocent when I was his age as well, but comparing her to the Virgin Mary…? I mean come on. Plus Jesus had lots of brothers, I’m pretty sure Mary fucked Joseph. Although actually this is a controversial theological issue.
This here is the kind of thing that made me originally like this manga so much: even Saeki has a fucked-up self that Nakamura is going to attempt to reveal. Everyone is fucked up. It’s the fact that I have to actually sit through all the awkwardness in the anime format is what makes it so hard for me to enjoy this show. In the manga you can just read more quickly so you don’t have to actually sit through and soak in all the teenage pain and awkwardness.
This friend doesn’t have any good karma since he talks to people at the urinal. Nakamura won’t have to do much digging to figure out why he’s fucked up. The scum of the earth.