[moody swing music over narration] behold the vice-ridden alleyways of America City, America. Whether it's crunking out the latest dance jerks, taking a drag from a tobacco cigarette, or taking "bro sips" from a beer bottle, nothing is beneath the rats that call this sewer home. pic.twitter.com/923VGponTR

— P. (@pancakeparadox) July 14, 2019

Yeah….

This felt so corny and fake.