Cross Ange 03 — Ange Can’t Even Die Right

This show just keeps getting more and more disgusting… it’s very entertaining though. I suspect even less people are watching this now than last week, so I’ll summarize again.

Summary

The battle continues from last time. We start off with the girl who wanted to go to the magical kingdom dying again. Her friend tries to stop Ange from running away.

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Then she’s attacked by dragons and falls off, begging Ange for help.

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Oops, might be hard for Ange to help her now.

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Lol, Sunrise.

Meanwhile, the battle continues with the big dragon.

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Hard to see from the picture, but she’s shaking her huge ass all over the place.

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Ange runs away from the little dragons, and hugs the captain with her robot. Brilliant move.

The dragon hits them and they crash. Ange falls unconscious.

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She wakes up to an eyeball falling on her midriff. I wonder where the captain is?

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Oops. I guess she’ll never get to finish her lesbian buttrape. Oh well.

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They find Ange and bring her back. She wakes up on the medical table.Her under-boob is very poorly drawn.

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Ange is still a bitch. She doesn’t give a crap that she got three people killed. She tells their friends that they weren’t human so it doesn’t matter.

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Everyone tells her she’s the worst. They’re right.

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Next Ange digs the three graves of the people she killed. Once they die they get their names back. Also, their friends have to pay for the graves. The leaders are generous and allow them to pay in installments.

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The commander explains to Ange that the Norma were dying, unknown by anyone, to protect the rest of the world.

Ange decides she’d be better off dead.

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They go to fight the big dragon again.

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Purple forgets she’s riding a giant killing machine and tries to kill the dragon with her little handheld gun. Purple is about to die, when Ange saves her by trying to kill herself.

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She has to die properly! Sadly the stupid bitch can’t even do that right, she keeps dodging at the last moment.

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Ange pisses her pants. She has so much piss stored up that it goes through her pants and creates a waterfall over the side of her chair.

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Ange feels a lot better once she doesn’t have to hold it in any longer.

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Now that she doesn’t have to hold it in, Ange decides that she wants to live.

Some blood drips onto her ring and her mecha magically upgrades in-flight.

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She kicks the huge-ass dragon’s huge ass. While we look at Ange’s huge ass, of course.

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She feels dirty and shameful and selfish for killing the dragon. Getting raped and getting her friends killed wasn’t a big deal, but killing dragons… terrible. Ange realizes that she’s truly a despicable Norma, since otherwise she wouldn’t kill in order to live.

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Ange decides to kill, and live. Hopefully she’s done being the biggest bitch in the history of the universe. She even eats the pudding she threw in the trash before.

Thoughts

This show is pretty sick. In this episode, we have a nubile teenage girl devoured by an orgy of dragons, people waving their asses in our faces, bloody disembodied eyeballs flying around, and girls pissing themselves. Ugh…

That said… it is rather entertaining. I’d rather watch something like this gross and stupid like this than something boring. No one could ever accuse Cross Ange of being boring…

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