Mahouka 17 – 19 — Will it Ever End?

Doing this first so I can watch SAO to get the crap out of my mouth. Yes, I like to make fun of SAO, but Mahouka has made me realize how much worse it could have been.

Episode 17

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Uh oh, the Chinese terrorists are about to lose 100 million dollars betting on high school sports. Poor chaps. Time for them to go on a killing spree! The author definitely didn’t pull this out of his ass at the last minute after realizing the rest of the book was boring as shit.

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Well, that settles it. Words of wisdom from Tatsuya.

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If everyone else dies, whatever.

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Some serious sportsing uniforms for the girls sportsing.

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Whatever you say girl.

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Saw some mysterious lights? What do we do? Call Tatsuya, of course! And then thank him for going to the trouble to listen to us.

I like how Tatsuya starts beating up one of the tournament staff members out of nowhere and nobody even tries to stop him. Then he accuses the guy, says he was just in the process of arresting and interrogating him. And no one calls him out on it! Tatsuya is judge, jury and executioner: if he saw something happen to his invisible system, it happened, and someone’s got to pay. The guy doesn’t even get a chance to defend himself. That’s justice yo!

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Definitely not incest.

OH MY GOD SHE’S FLYING IT’S ONLY THE THIRD TIME WE’VE WASTED FIVE MINUTES MARVELING AT THIS!

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That’s exactly what you said ten minutes ago, bro.

ANNNND the Chinese ultimate enhanced human terrorist who is supposed to kill a few hundred people with his bare hands gets his ass handed to him by the first passerby.

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And now the random guys beating up the poor terrorist start talking about the names for their magic. Which flips someone over. I don’t give a fuck.

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Still not incest.

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La dee la dee da~~~~ it’s not incest~~~~!

Fuck I don’t know if I’m going to survive three episodes in one sitting. I guess it is an improvement over all the episodes of sporting events where nothing happened, even if everything that happens is completely stupid.

Episode 18

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What the fuck. The other guy is on the level of a tank division, and Tatsuya is on the level of a strategic missile? Ok sure…

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The Chinese terrorists have a point. Tatsuya is an evil mass murderer. And this is more like it! If Tatsuya was always like this maybe I’d actually be interested in this stupid show. But no, they have to completely  forget this and make him perfect when there aren’t any terrorists around.

Damn it, I thought this stupid tournament was over.

Thank god, now it’s over.

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The face of an innocent high school youth.

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Smartest thing he’s said in eighteen episodes.

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LMAO it literally transforms into a different girl every time Tatsuya spins around. Laziest harem ever.

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In case anyone forgot, it’s not incest.

Almost done! I can do it!

Episode 19

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The episode started with several minutes of these random guys running like this. Gave me a headache.

Oh great the next arc appears to involve the illegal alien invasion of chinamen. All of whom come to Japan armed to the teeth with semi-automatic weapons. And have a secret base in Chinatown. Mahouka isn’t xenophobic at all.

We just finished one unending stupid pointless competition and now we’re having… a THESIS COMPETITION?! Fuck. The sports competition was so damn boring, now I’m trying to imagine how boring a fucking thesis competition could be. Fuck. We’re fucked.

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Hmmm this same scene happens every single episode, why are you surprised you imbecile?

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Welp, good luck with that.

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Sure, if you think someone who can massacres people without any regrets is of good character.

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That’s what Tatsuya’s always doing, looking out for the womenfolks.

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Tatsuya’s so cool guys. Almost as cool as Kirito. Doesn’t have quite the charisma though.

Tatsuya’s just riding down the street, stops a murder attempt. Gets shot through the heart. No big deal, it’s all in a day’s work.

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… Respect for the womens yo.

8 thoughts on “Mahouka 17 – 19 — Will it Ever End?

  1. I wouldn’t mind seeing a tragic end to this show with Tatsuya finally dies and erased from existence just so miyuki will snap. Also the world will realize how dangerous artificial magicians are and issue Operation Purge as in exterminating all traces of artificial magic just so the government gets all the glory.

    1. That would be great. Miyuki could destroy all of Japan, and then the Chinese could save the world by never practicing magic ever again.

  2. why would a country gamble their national GDP for a highschool competition? are they mad? this is much more stupid then playing mahjong to determine a country’s future!

  3. I wish I wasn’t watching this so that I could just laugh at your posts instead of also suffering through it with you. But, sometimes it’s hard to look away from a train wreck.

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