Mahouka 23 — Nothing Happens… Again

Ugh, let’s get this over with…

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Oh, of course everyone living in Chinatown and is actually loyal to China and not the country they’re living in. This is some xenophobic, racist shit. Although in Japan it may be true, since who would want to consider themselves part of a country that treats you like the author of Mahouka treats Chinese people?

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They both think they ‘d look like an idiot if they didn’t end up doing anything. Hilarious! And Tatsuya doesn’t understand what they’re talking about. He isn’t perfect after all! This is the dumbest conversation ever. Why are we wasting all this time on nothing.

Also what is with this shitty background music.

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The thesis competition is targeted every year? WTF. Why does anyone care about the high school science fair. The Chinese terrorists are morons. Also I like how Tatsuya is smiling at the thought of it getting attacked.

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And once they hear it’s targeted everyone starts volunteering for guard duty! Need to get in on the fun of torture and extrajudicial killing of those Chinese! Yay!

Great, they’re still imprisoning this poor girl without charges. This school’s administrators are the real terrorists and should be brought to justice.

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Why do cute girls commit terrorism? What a dumb question. Obviously, it’s because they want Tatsuya’s attention.

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She wanted equality and became a Chinese terrorist because she was jealous of Tatsuya. I feel like I’ve seen this scene before. Oh right, this is exactly what happened in the first arc with that girl who became a Chinese terrorist because she was reverse discriminating against herself!

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That’s some steep train grade. It’s the future, yo!

Andddddd now tatsuya invented the fucking Mobile Suit.

These two random people are talking, I don’t give a fuck~~~

We’ve just finished half the episode and ABSOLUTELY NOTHING has happened so far.

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This guy is back to flirt with Miyuki. Little does he know that her heart and body both belong to Onii-sama. I don’t care~~~ la dee la dee daaa~~~

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This is about how many fucks I give.

Ok I give up. Fast forwarding… nothing’s happening… nothing’s happening…Finally! The goddamn thesis competition.

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Wow it’s a bright light. This is SCIENCE yo. Hopefully there aren’t any Chinese spies here to steal two week’s worth of some high school students’ research.

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They are seriously trying to explain how this works. Jesus! Nobody gives a shit! Fast forward…

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Several minutes later, a Chinese spy on a boat is peeking through the blinds. Oh wait Jesus Christ she’s still explaining this nuclear reactor. Fuck this. Let’s fast forward some more.

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Are you fucking kidding me what does this have to do with a thermonuclear reactor?! Actually no I don’t want to know.

Now George is explaining it all AGAIN!!! ARRRGHHH I WANT TO STRANGLE SOMEONE!!!

Finally it’s over. Thank God. They literally spent about 5 minutes discussing this stupid reactor. This may be the fucking worst anime I’ve ever fucking watched. How could anyone involved in making this atrocity sleep at night?

To anyone who dropped this a while ago (smart move) and is wondering, initially,  a lot of people (myself included) were complaining about how perfect Tatsuya is and how this is clearly made by a right wing nut job. At this point, however, those are the least of this show’s worries. Mahouka is simply unbelievably boring. Nothing has happened since the first arc. We had ten episodes of people playing stupid sports, where each episode was a carbon copy of the episode before it, filled with boring pointless explanations and characters no one cared about competing in sports no one cared about.

Amazingly, this current arc is even worse. I don’t know it’s possible but it is the way it is. How could anyone write a story that is so fucking boring? How could anyone even fool themselves into imagining that a human being could possibly enjoy this show? Seriously, what the fuck?

14 thoughts on “Mahouka 23 — Nothing Happens… Again

  1. I agree with you SO much lol. I dropped this at episode 8 or 9, I just couldn’t take all the ENDLESS blablablablablabla. I tried to watch it for the cute girls, but it was just too painful

  2. Be prepared for the imminent genocide of the Chinese people! Personally, I can’t wait to see how offensive this shit can get.

    1. We only have one episode left… I don’t think Tatsuya would have time to kill all the billion people in China. Maybe he could deal with a tenth of them…

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