Mahouka 26 — Tatsuya, the Resurrection and the Life

It’s almost done, let’s get this over with… Please do not make another season of this shit…

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Oh no! The noble Japanese soldiers have perished on the field of battle!

Well, no big deal, Tatsuya can just resurrect them! This battle is filled with danger and tension!

Now Tatsuya disapparates the enemy mechas with his pistol. Such an exciting battle… yawn.

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And now after we watched that exciting action scene, Mahouka has to have someone else explain to us exactly what happened! Clearly the creators think their audience is composed of morons. Which is certainly true, given how dumb you’d have to be to still be watching at this point.

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Ugh guys can we please not talk about this.

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Tatsuya is the resurrection and the life. And as I said a long time ago:

But he was wounded for our transgressions,
crushed for our iniquities;
upon him was the punishment that made us whole,
and by his bruises we are healed. — Isaiah 53:5

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Come on. They already easily took this guy down twice when it was one on one. And now it’s four on one and they’re trying to tell me he’s super dangerous? Give me a break. Or at least pull a new Chinese guy out of thin air. It’s not like I even remember anything about this guy.

Another exciting battle in which Miyuki talks to a guy and then freezes him without moving a muscle. Such excitement.

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Damn Japanese! Such cowards, not fighting back because they’re concerned for the environment.

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Dude, are you shitting me? That thing doesn’t need 50mm accuracy. That thing doesn’t need 50m accuracy. And that is not 80km away when you can see it like that… or if it is then it only needs 5km accuracy.

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Clearly, the message is that Japan needs to renounce renouncing nuclear weapons, build them, and use them. Japan is #1! Banzai! Banzai! Oh and Tatsuya just defeated the ocean in battle. Not quite as cool as if he had defeated the moon (because fuck the moon) but we need a strong enough enemy for Tatsuya to annihilate next season.

But please for the love of god don’t let there be a second season…

6 thoughts on “Mahouka 26 — Tatsuya, the Resurrection and the Life

  1. I think i enjoyed reading your and Scamp’s posts on Mahouka more than actually watching the show. Okay i didnt actually watch the show, I stopped after the third episode but I admire your fortitute for persisting with this shower of shite for our entertainment.

    I can say this pretty much about you too now
    “But he was wounded for our transgressions,
    crushed for our iniquities;
    upon him was the punishment that made us whole,
    and by his bruises we are healed. — Isaiah 53:5”

    1. Thank you, although enjoying my posts more than Mahouka isn’t much of a compliment. 🙂

      That prophecy truly does apply to me, I can say in all humility.

  2. Not quite as cool as if he had defeated the moon

    Master Roshi did that a long time ago. Then the Gurren Brigade did that AGAIN (also the moon was a giant robot).

    By the way, it’s funny how Zankyou no Terror has the Japan government involved in an evil conspiracy to build nuclear weapon and here we’re all “YO DUDE NUKES ARE COOL!”. I suspect ZnT came out at this precise time trying to make a statement against this rampaging nationalism, which is cool – too bad the show itself didn’t really work much. Still miles better than Mahouka, of course.

    1. Don’t forget Symphogear and Majora’s Mask and…

      Yes, only someone like the author of Mahouka would think more nukes would be a good thing… Miles better than Mahouka, indeed.

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