We begin with the first episode, titled “1st Slice: I Made Bread Buddies!”. Oh my. Those are like fuck buddies, right? Except she made them out of bread? This could be interesting.

Sadly, I was close but not quite right. Bread buddies are actually fuck buddies who like bread a lot, but they’re not actually made out of bread. Although you are what you eat so I guess they sort of are. Bread buddies can easily identify each other by their secret signs which they attach to their bags and become instant friends.

And then they make out.