Wow. I hate Slaine 100%, but even I didn’t expect him to say that the Earth is inhabited by vulgar trash. Hot damn. Continue reading Aldnoah Zero 20 — Slaine is Trash and Makes Girls Cry →

Never in the history of the world has there been a better reason for crying. Continue reading Aldnoah Zero 19 — Slaine Plans His Wedding While Imprisoning and Dreaming of Fucking his Bride’s Sister →

This week’s title is thanks to whemleh.

Aldnoah Zero’s been getting wrapped up in the boogie of the week format, which is starting to get frustrating. This week’s fight, for example, had no context. (Or maybe it did last week? But I forgot it?) I don’t even know who the person they were killing was. They just started out in the middle of a battle, guns blazing. And Inaho saves the day as usual, this time through the power of the curvature of the earth. But why should we care? Continue reading Aldnoah Zero 18 — Slaine Announces Marriage: World Outraged →

Slaine, Lord of the Birds. Continue reading Aldnoah Zero 17 — Let Slaine Eat Bird Shit →

Thanks to Frog for this week’s title.

Poor Slaine. I feel so bad for him. Continue reading Aldnoah Zero 16 — My Poop Smells Nicer Than Slaine →