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Black Hawk Down! — Eleven Days of Advent and One Day of Christmas #1

Taboo Tattoo was one of my favorite shows this year. It was so fucking dumb. But in the most hilarious way possible.

I chose one example out of many of why this show was so great. The American army is joining in the fight against the evil Russian clone loli princess who wants to destroy the world. They send in their helicopter squad.

Unfortunately, an enemy lion tackles the helicopter. It goes down in flames and explodes as a soldier cries out “Black hawk down! Black hawk down!” over the radio.

Also, holy shit Izzy is hot. One-armed moe for the win.

Sword Art Online Hollow Realization 05 — Kirito Teaches Premiere Swordplay

This is part 45 of my SAO summary / fanfiction, and you can start from the beginning here.

Kirito and Asuna were questing with Premiere when they were attacked by a group of NPC killers. Kirito easily slaughtered them all.

“Why would anyone do something so terrible as attacking NPCs?” asked Kirito as he killed a group of monsters. “If they die in the game, they die forever. Humans and NPCs can be friends too!”

“You’re so smart, Kirito-kun,” said Asuna.

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“Premiere… I met you a few days ago, but since then, you became independent since I gave you a name. You’re a real girl now, and one of my best friends. I love your independent spirit. If anything happened to you… I couldn’t live with myself. So… I will… I’ll protect you, Premiere. I promise. If… You’ll have me?” Continue reading Sword Art Online Hollow Realization 05 — Kirito Teaches Premiere Swordplay →

Sword Art Online Hollow Realization 03 — Premiere Polishes the Magical Ball

This is part 43 of my SAO summary / fanfiction, and you can start from the beginning here.

“So, Premiere, since this is your first day as an independent girl with motivations and character all her own, how can we help you?” asked Asuna.

“I need to find the mystical balls, polish them, and drink a magical milky liquid,” said Premiere. “Please help me, Kirito-kun. I need a strong man like you to help me.”

“Ok, let’s go,” said Kirito. “It sounds like we can combine this with my sword training. Bye Asuna, see you later.”

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“Wait, Kirito. This quest is, um… meant for parties of two.” Continue reading Sword Art Online Hollow Realization 03 — Premiere Polishes the Magical Ball →