In the future, the world’s turned into a desert, and… something about clones and sand submarine pirates. Continue reading Ozma Review — B- →

A loose adaptation of the Hyakunin Isshu. When they say “loose” they really mean it here. We have poets from a thousand years ago racing each other and chatting in outer space. Continue reading Utakoi Review — B →

How do people like this crap? This movie was basically two hours of Arararagi and Shinbo jerking their SHAFTs.

We start out thinking about touching Hanekawa’s boobs. Then we touch Imouto’s boobs, then we stare at at Imouto No. 2’s butt. Then Arararagi flips Hanekawa’s skirt, and she tells him what a gentle and kind person he is. Then Arararagi spends most of the rest of the time chatting it up with a catgirl in her underwear. He finds time somehow to sleep with both of his sisters at once. Continue reading Nekomonogatari Review — D →

In eighth grade, Yuuta was the Dark Flame Master… but now that he’s entered high school, he wants to pretend that never happened. Unfortunately, Rikka decides to follow in his footsteps and he ends up joining the magic and naptime club. Continue reading Chuunibyou Demo Koi ga Shitai! Review — B+ →

The adventures of Koko’s loco fighting squad continue.

The second season continued with what made the first fun— ridiculous, stylized violence and psychotic lesbians— but it also adds a bit more depth to it. The ending is pretty darn weird (see Enzo’s thoughts for details on that) but I did like it. Continue reading Jormungand S2 Review — B- →