This is part 28 of my SAO summary / fanfiction. You can start with Part 1 here.

Sinon rested her head on Kirito’s lap after she had taken her fear of guns (and Kirito’s gun) into her own two hands.

“Kirito-kun… How are you able to be so strong right now?”

Kirito told Sinon of the many struggles he went through. Of how in Sword Art Online, he had practiced swordplay everyday with his friends to become a beater, not a cheater. Of how he overcame all the odds along with Imouto to defeat the fairy king in a dance battle to save his wife from tentacle rape. Most importantly, he told her of his struggles to be a father.

“So, Sinon… the key is, to overcome your struggles, you have to keep trying and thinking.”

“I see. Thank you so much, Kirito-kun. I feel like I understand now.”

“It’s just like my sword. Look at it. Touch it. It’s hard and big. But it bends. It’s flexible. That’s what life is like.”

“I see, Kirito-kun. From now on, I’ll face my fear of guns head on.”

Sinon faced Kirito’s gun head on.

At the same time…

Asuna, Klein, Liz, and the loli with the tentacle rape fetish watched the battle in GGO while sitting on a couch in ALO. The evil man who had bought Kirito dessert entered. He was a hot elf with blue hair.

“You bastard!” shouted Asuna. “First you buy Kirito dessert, and now you play another video game with him? A shooting game?!! Are you trying to destroy our marriage!”

“Ummm…. not really…. we’re just trying to stop a murderer. It’s dangerous, but only Kirito can do it.”

“Why didn’t he tell me then?!”

“He probably didn’t want you to get hurt.”

“Kirito…” sighed Asuna.

“Why didn’t you tell me?” cried Klein. “I would have been so happy to help.”

“But Kirito-kun wouldn’t do that,” said the loli with the tentacle-rape fetish. “He cares about us too much.”

“He’s always been like that,” said Lizbeth. “I hope he comes back soon so I can reforge his sword…”

“Hey, mommy…” interrupted Yui. “Why is that person putting her hand between daddy’s legs to clean his sword? I thought that was a special game that only family could play.”

Asuna looked at the screen. It was just as Yui had described. “Well, maybe we will be getting some new family soon. Her assets are quite impressive…”

Meanwhile, in GGO…

“Uh, what is that?” asked Kirito, pointing to a floating disc that said “RECORDING”.

“Oh, that’s the TV camera. It’s broadcasting everything it sees to the entire world. Don’t mind it.”

Kirito gulped. He hoped Asuna and Yui weren’t watching…

“You don’t mind if everyone sees this?”

“Nah, it’s fine. I think most people seeing this will assume we’re both women.”

Kirito heard a splashing noise. He looked to see a dinosaur swimming.

“EUREKA! EVERYTHING IS ILLUMINATED!” shouted Kirito.

“I guess that place feels pretty good,” said Sinon.

“Not you, woman! Look at that dinosaur! Now it all makes sense. There are DUAL Death Guns. That’s why he’s so strong. It’s just like my DUAL BLADES.”

“Um, if you say so.”

“Ok, let’s do this Sinon. We’ve been in this cave for thirty minutes now. It’s time to fight Death Gun.”

“Ok! Let’s go!”

Continued in Part 29…