This is part 33 of my SAO fanfiction, and you can start from the beginning here.
Kirito and friends were feeling super horny. They had been fighting naked, sweaty giants for hours. The new pair of opponents was tough. The yellow giant’s resistance to ordinary attacks was too high.
“I have a plan,” said Kirito. “At the same time, let’s let loose and concentrate all our Sword Skills on the yellow one, to defeat it. I can’t hold in my power for much longer.”
“Me too,” said Asuna. “I can only squirt my magic pixie juice on you all for another 150 seconds. I’m running out of MP, despite the 7 liters Kirito supplied me with when we started…”
Kirito grasped the hilt of his blade firmly in his right hand, a mixture of oil and blood glistening on the tip. Everyone stored up their magical energy and prepared to release their load onto the unsuspecting giant. Continue reading
This is part 32 of my SAO fanfiction, and you can start from the beginning here.
“Someone found the Holy Sword Excalibur in ALO?! Imouto, are you telling me… that my DUAL BLADES are no longer the world’s biggest swords?!!!” Continue reading
This is part 31 of my SAO fanfiction, and you can start from the beginning here.
Kirito courageously fought against Sinon’s evil rapist. However, since he couldn’t wield his dual blades in real life, Kirito was defeated. Death Gun Jr. injected Kirito with his Death Injector. Then Sinon hit him in the head with her stereo.
“Kirito-kun! Noo! Don’t die! You swore that you would do swordplay with me! So you can’t die until then!”
Sinon tore off Kirito’s shirt. She fondled his sexy nipples. Continue reading
The results are in, and Sword Art Online’s depiction of butts is less realistic than that of Rail Wars. Note for animators: you need to properly model gravity. . If and are the masses of Sinon’s butt cheeks, and is the distance between them, then is non-negligible.
On to this week’s episode! This is part 30 (OMG!) of my SAO fanfiction, and you can start from the beginning here.
Kirito and Death Gun continued their struggle in the desert, getting down and dirty and covered with sweat.
Death Gun panted heavily from the exertion. “You will never defeat me if you can’t remember me! Bwah ha ha ha!” Continue reading
Kirito and Sinon waited in the cave for their enemies to come. Kirito had just stepped out so the satellite could see him, to lure the enemies to his position.
Kirito was worried. “Death Gun has already killed a lot of people… can we beat him?”
“Then he’s sure to get the ‘max kills’ award… There’s nothing we can do about it.” Continue reading