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Sword Art Online Hollow Realization 08 — Get Some Tea Ceremony Going

This is part 48 of my SAO summary / fanfiction, and you can start from the beginning here.

Kirito couldn’t figure out what to do next with Premiere’s quest. So the only thing left to do was cheat beat the game by finding an admin console and using his daughter’s access credentials, which carried across to all video games. Because mental health is important, and the only way to keep everyone from killing themselves is with highly sexualized lolis.

“Look, I have found room hidden back there.” pointed out Premiere excitedly.

Kirito searched the small room for over an hour. “Wait… look at that glowing keyboard shaped rock… could it be?!!!” Continue reading Sword Art Online Hollow Realization 08 — Get Some Tea Ceremony Going

Sword Art Online Hollow Realization 07 — Kirito’s Mighty Rod

This is part 47 of my SAO summary / fanfiction, and you can start from the beginning here.

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“Up until now, barring the whole SAO thing (in which thousands of people were killed), VR has shown only incredible and positive potential for the world!” Dr. Kirito, Ph.D., ended his lecture in a climax, after presenting the exciting results from his latest invention, the bi-directional communication probe, also known as a USB camera he had plugged into his computer. Continue reading Sword Art Online Hollow Realization 07 — Kirito’s Mighty Rod

Sword Art Online Hollow Realization 06 — Kirito and Klein Discover Three Swords are Better Than One

This is part 46 of my SAO summary / fanfiction, and you can start from the beginning here.

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Kirito gazed longingly at Klein’s firm and glistening sword.

“Hey man, nice sowrd,” said Kirito.

“Really?” asked Klein. “It doesn’t compare at all to your amazing dual blades.” Continue reading Sword Art Online Hollow Realization 06 — Kirito and Klein Discover Three Swords are Better Than One

Sword Art Online Hollow Realization 04 — Everyone Enjoys Kirito’s Weapon

This is part 44 of my SAO summary / fanfiction, and you can start from the beginning here.

“Hey, Kirito-kun!”

“Oh, if it isn’t my favorite daughter! What was your name again?”

“Haha, you’re so funny daddy! But that’s what Strea loves about you!”

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“Daddy, you like meat, right?”

“Damn straight.”

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“Yup, yup! Strea has lots of meat. And with this gracious gift, I can comfort people with a big sword and a side of charm!”

“Daddy… can Strea comfort your big sword with her meat?”

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Strea’s idea of comforting usually involved physical assault and prolonged boob hugs, thought Kirito. “We’re family so we should get to know each other better. I’d love to let Strea comfort my big sword. But let’s hurry and finish before Mommy comes home.”

Several hours later…

Kirito and Sinon headed back to the inn after turning in their quest.

“Sinon, what are you planning to do next?”

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“I was thinking it would be best to do some leveling. I wouldn’t want to fall behind.”

“I wouldn’t mind if you fell behind.” Kirito patted Sinon’s behind.

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“That’s not fair, Kirito! Pardon me, can I see that weapon hanging behind you? That amazing weapon of mASS destruction?”

“Kirito, Sinon, what are you up to?” asked Asuna cheerfully, walking up behind them.

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“Hehe. We were talking about THAT kinda stuff. You are more than welcome to join us.”

Asuna blushed.

“Daddy!!! Mommy!!! Yui and Strea want to play with daddy’s weapon too!” said Yui.

“I’m not sure this is appropriate for children…” suggested Sinon.

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“Maybe you’re right. I’ll look into it where I can, but unfortunately I only have the access of a tutorial character.”

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“The system won’t let me into anything confidential or secures, but I can search fast and I think that’s a plus. Hehe.”

“Ok, I’ll show you my weapon, but are you all sure you can handle it?” asked Kirito. “It’s pretty amazing.”

“It really is,” added Sinon.

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“Yeah, man, we’ll be fine,” Agil interjected. The party was getting larger and larger. “And in case you’ve gone and forgotten, no one here is a pushover. We’ve saved your ass a fair few times.”

Everyone saved Kirito’s ass again. Kirito enjoyed it.

To be continued…

Sword Art Online Hollow Realization 03 — Premiere Polishes the Magical Ball

This is part 43 of my SAO summary / fanfiction, and you can start from the beginning here.

“So, Premiere, since this is your first day as an independent girl with motivations and character all her own, how can we help you?” asked Asuna.

“I need to find the mystical balls, polish them, and drink a magical milky liquid,” said Premiere. “Please help me, Kirito-kun. I need a strong man like you to help me.”

“Ok, let’s go,” said Kirito. “It sounds like we can combine this with my sword training. Bye Asuna, see you later.”

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“Wait, Kirito. This quest is, um… meant for parties of two.” Continue reading Sword Art Online Hollow Realization 03 — Premiere Polishes the Magical Ball