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Sword Art Online Hollow Realization 04 — Everyone Enjoys Kirito’s Weapon

This is part 44 of my SAO summary / fanfiction, and you can start from the beginning here.

“Hey, Kirito-kun!”

“Oh, if it isn’t my favorite daughter! What was your name again?”

“Haha, you’re so funny daddy! But that’s what Strea loves about you!”

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“Daddy, you like meat, right?”

“Damn straight.”

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“Yup, yup! Strea has lots of meat. And with this gracious gift, I can comfort people with a big sword and a side of charm!”

“Daddy… can Strea comfort your big sword with her meat?”

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Strea’s idea of comforting usually involved physical assault and prolonged boob hugs, thought Kirito. “We’re family so we should get to know each other better. I’d love to let Strea comfort my big sword. But let’s hurry and finish before Mommy comes home.”

Several hours later…

Kirito and Sinon headed back to the inn after turning in their quest.

“Sinon, what are you planning to do next?”

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“I was thinking it would be best to do some leveling. I wouldn’t want to fall behind.”

“I wouldn’t mind if you fell behind.” Kirito patted Sinon’s behind.

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“That’s not fair, Kirito! Pardon me, can I see that weapon hanging behind you? That amazing weapon of mASS destruction?”

“Kirito, Sinon, what are you up to?” asked Asuna cheerfully, walking up behind them.

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“Hehe. We were talking about THAT kinda stuff. You are more than welcome to join us.”

Asuna blushed.

“Daddy!!! Mommy!!! Yui and Strea want to play with daddy’s weapon too!” said Yui.

“I’m not sure this is appropriate for children…” suggested Sinon.

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“Maybe you’re right. I’ll look into it where I can, but unfortunately I only have the access of a tutorial character.”

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“The system won’t let me into anything confidential or secures, but I can search fast and I think that’s a plus. Hehe.”

“Ok, I’ll show you my weapon, but are you all sure you can handle it?” asked Kirito. “It’s pretty amazing.”

“It really is,” added Sinon.

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“Yeah, man, we’ll be fine,” Agil interjected. The party was getting larger and larger. “And in case you’ve gone and forgotten, no one here is a pushover. We’ve saved your ass a fair few times.”

Everyone saved Kirito’s ass again. Kirito enjoyed it.

To be continued…

Sword Art Online Hollow Realization 03 — Premiere Polishes the Magical Ball

This is part 43 of my SAO summary / fanfiction, and you can start from the beginning here.

“So, Premiere, since this is your first day as an independent girl with motivations and character all her own, how can we help you?” asked Asuna.

“I need to find the mystical balls, polish them, and drink a magical milky liquid,” said Premiere. “Please help me, Kirito-kun. I need a strong man like you to help me.”

“Ok, let’s go,” said Kirito. “It sounds like we can combine this with my sword training. Bye Asuna, see you later.”

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“Wait, Kirito. This quest is, um… meant for parties of two.” Continue reading Sword Art Online Hollow Realization 03 — Premiere Polishes the Magical Ball

Sword Art Online Hollow Realization 02 — Kirito Learns About Consent

This is part 42 of my SAO summary / fanfiction, and you can start from the beginning here.

Kirito, Asuna and Kirito enjoyed their family time at the inn.

I love my family, thought Kirito, but really, I’ve been in this new game for an entire day and I haven’t even whacked a single monster with my sword. I’ve wasted this entire time with my family and friends. I’m a beater, not a cheater, do these people think I became the legendary dual wielding swordsman by having skills just fall into my lap?

Kirito left the room to go find a quest. Could he get the dual wielding skill to magically fall into his lap and make him the greatest swordsman, just like last time? In the inn lobby, he ran into Sinon.

“Hi Kirito! I’m looking forward to playing this game with you. Thanks to your help in letting me play with your enormous gun, I was able to overcome my fear. Now I can enjoy having you fire your gun inside my holster so much.”

“No, Sinon, I should be the one thanking you. You opened a whole new world for me. I never realized that being on the receiving end of the gunfire could feel so great too. It was even more wonderful for me.”

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“Heh… Okay. Why don’t we settle on the fact that it was evenly wonderful for both of us.”

“But this game doesn’t have guns. I’ll have to introduce you to swordplay.” Continue reading Sword Art Online Hollow Realization 02 — Kirito Learns About Consent

Sword Art Online Hollow Realization 01 — A Family Reunion

This is part 42 of my SAO summary / fanfiction, and you can start from the beginning here.

Hey, everybody, it’s me, Kirito, the Man in Black, Savior of Aincrad, Wielder of the Tri-Blades, and one of the humblest men on Earth. Oh, I should also mention, ladies, I’ve maxed out my kissing skill. Anyway, today a new game is out, Sword Art Origin! Let’s log in!

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“Hey, Asuna, Liz, Silica, how’s it going? Did you know? This is a new game, a new beta test, Sword Art: Origin.”

“Um, Kirito… we all just shelled out sixty bucks on this game, so maybe we know what this game is called. Just lay off with your mansplaining bullshit, you sexist pig.” Continue reading Sword Art Online Hollow Realization 01 — A Family Reunion