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Sword Art Online II 08 — Sinon Claims Kirito’s Sword

This is part 25 of my SAO summary / fanfiction. You can start with Part 1 here.

It was time for the Bullet of Bullets final round. It would all be decided by a 30-way battle royale with random initial placements. Surely the fairest way to determine players’ individual skills.

Kirito and Sinon went to register for the final round together.


“Hey Sinon… I’ve been wondering… Has anyone ever mentioned to you that your pants don’t fit?”

“Wh-what?!! Where have you been looking, Kirito-kun?!”

Sinon took a peek at Kirito’s sword. It was large and firm, as always. Continue reading

Sword Art Online II 07 — Sinon Promises to Blast a Hole Up Kirito’s Ass

This is part 24 of my SAO summary / fanfiction. You can start with Part 1 here.

Kirito called his girlfriend, Asuna. Now that they were playing different video games, they were in a long-distance relationship. Kirito knew that communication was essential for any relationship, especially when the couple was forced to spend time apart. Kirito hoped that soon his work would finish and he could return to ALO.

“Kirito… I’ve missed you for the past two days. How are you?”



“I was only thinking  I wanted to hear your voice.”

“I wish I could join you in GGO, Kirito. I miss you so much.”


“But if you also converted, Yui would be lonely.”

Kirito sighed. It was difficult sometimes, being a family man. But his hardship was all worth it when he saw his daughter’s face, and they practiced swordplay together with Asuna.

After chatting with Asuna for a bit, Kirito headed downstairs for breakfast. Imouto was waiting for him.

“Kirito… how could you leave ALO without telling me?!”

“Oh, err, sorry, I forgot. Don’t worry, I’ll be back soon.”


“Asuna-san said you’d kick some butt in GGO like usual, but don’t forget, Kirito. You need to kick my butt too. ”


“I don’t want you to go away again. I love you, Onii-sama.”


Yeah, yeah, yeah, thought Kirito. Sinon’s butt is so much better than yours anyway.

“Don’t worry. Once the GGO tournament finishes tonight, I’ll come back home.”


“To ALO… my true home.”

Meanwhile, Sinon and her friend were chatting in the park. About Kirito, of course.

“Sinon, why do you talk so much about Kirito? I’ve never heard you talk so much about a man before.”


“Because he’s a jerk! And a sexual harasser! He hugged me and stuff but he wouldn’t even fire his gun into me!”


“Why would you come to GGO to use a sword anyway? Baka! I hate him!”


“Since he refuses to use his massive sword on girls, only boys, this time, I’m going to blast a hole up his ass!”



“Kirito-kun! I’ll pay you back twice over! I can’t wait!”


“Umm… Is it okay for you to do that?”

“Why wouldn’t it be? That’s how you play the game.”


“But… I don’t want any other man to fire his gun inside you…”


“I need to do this… Just seeing a gun sets me off… You know about my traumatic past. I need to face the guns of many men to overcome my fear. As I am now, just seeing a gun sets me off… Even a small and puny gun like yours.”


“But Sinon’s different!”


“She has that huge gun she uses.”


“I think that’s who you really are. A woman who can take a bullet from any man’s gun, without fear. Or take any man’s sword, even a sword as big and firm as Kirito’s.”


“You’re right. A long time ago, I used to laugh and cry like a normal girl, too. I didn’t have this paralyzing fear of men’s guns. My dream is that I can be like that again one day, to cry like a normal girl when a man’s gun comes inside me…”


“I love you, Sinon!”


“Wait. I think I won’t be able to solve my problems unless I fight. If I can take Kirito’s sword, then yours will be no problem.”


“So would you wait till then?”

“Ok. I’ll wait for you, Sinon. Defeat Kirito’s sword and come back soon.”

Sinon headed to GGO. She ran into Kirito.


“Today, I won’t lose!”


“Although I’d still like to take a blow from your sword… Your ass is mine! Prepare yourself!”


Meanwhile, back in ALO, Klein was borrowing Kirito’s harem. It was the first time in his entire life he’d been popular with the ladies.

To be continued…

Sword Art Online II 05 — Sinon Swears She’ll Kick Kirito’s Ass

This is part 22 of my SAO summary / fanfiction. You can start with Part 1 here.

Kirito and Sinon arrived on the bike, just in time to register for the BoB. The registration asked Kirito to provide his real-life information, including his address, date of birth, and phone number, but Kirito left them blank. GGO was run by a shady American company, and Kirito knew all about phishing scams. He wouldn’t be fooled.


After they entered, Kirito and Sinon checked their placement in the tournament. They were both in the F division.

“Good. Even if I run into you, it’ll be in the finals,” Sinon said. I hope she makes it. I really want to check out that ass.  Continue reading

Sword Art Online II 04 — Sinon ASSists Kirito in Firing his Gun

This is part 21 of my SAO summary / fanfiction. You can start with Part 1 here.

After stripping for the nurse, Kirito prepared to dive into GGO. He still had doubts, especially about the information from that nasty man who kindly bought him dessert.



Killing people in the real world from a virtual one? I can’t believe that’s possible, Kirito thought. It’s not like that’s ever happened before. Continue reading