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Sword Art Online II 04 — Sinon ASSists Kirito in Firing his Gun

This is part 21 of my SAO summary / fanfiction. You can start with Part 1 here.

After stripping for the nurse, Kirito prepared to dive into GGO. He still had doubts, especially about the information from that nasty man who kindly bought him dessert.



Killing people in the real world from a virtual one? I can’t believe that’s possible, Kirito thought. It’s not like that’s ever happened before. Continue reading

Sword Art Online II 03 — Sinon ASSesses her Fears

This is part 20 of my SAO summary / fanfiction. You can start with Part 1 here.

Some bullies led Sinon to a deserted alleyway.


Then they pointed their fingers at her.

Sinon’s knees buckled as she quaked in fear. The vomit rose in her chest. In GGO, she was the strongest sniper and she had the biggest gun. But there, she had poured all her stat points into her fine ass. In the real world, it actually wasn’t so big. Even a single finger was enough to make her scream in pain. Continue reading

Sword Art Online II 02 — Sinon’s PK ASSistance

This is part 19 of my SAO summary / fanfiction. You can start with Part 1 here.

A group of bandits rested among the cliffs. They discussed their latest plan to ambush and kill some of their fellow players.

“Boss, I’m worried. Are you sure they didn’t come up with countermeasures after we killed them in the same place last week?”

“Don’t worry. We have Sinon, the best sniper in GGO.”

“And also the best ass,” interjected Sinon. “Don’t forget that.”


“I didn’t. Hey, Sinon, if you’re free after this, we could go visit the ammo store and we could go hang out afterward…” suggested the first bandit. Continue reading

Sword Art Online II 01 — Kirito vs. Dessert

This is part 18 of my SAO summary / fanfiction. You can start with Part 1 here.

An entire year had passed. A year since Kirito had freed Asuna from King Oberon in an epic dance battle that would be remembered down through the ages, and then chopped King Oberon up into tiny pieces while using cheat codes to maximize Oberon’s pain. Then he’d stabbed the evil King in the parking lot for good measure.

Since then, life had been good. Kirito had regular sword practice sessions with Asuna (she still couldn’t get over how massive his sword was) and stole peeks at Imouto’s fine behind while she did his laundry for him. But lately his ideal life had started to get old. Kirito was a hero, and heroes needed adventure.

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SAO Fanfiction Featured in Ani-Divided Podcast


Yesterday, my SAO fanfiction (the first chapter) was given an excellent dramatic reading by Syy for the Ani-Divided live podcast. Check it out!

Hearing it read aloud is even better than reading it. Perhaps what this needs is an audiobook version… Thanks to Syy for reading the story and telling me about it! I apologize to those on the podcast for whom I ruined SAO, although I prefer to think of it as an improvement.