This is part 46 of my SAO summary / fanfiction, and you can start from the beginning here.

Kirito gazed longingly at Klein’s firm and glistening sword.

“Hey man, nice sowrd,” said Kirito.

“Really?” asked Klein. “It doesn’t compare at all to your amazing dual blades.”

“No, seriously! If you didn’t have the face of a barbarian screaming in rage, the ladies would be all over you.”

“Awww, shucks. You’re making me blush.”

“By the way, what was your name again?”

“Haha, you’re so funny Kirito. It’s Klein, your best friend!”

“Oh, yeah, that’s right, just kidding. By the way, you want to practice some swordplay?”

“You want in on this?” asked Klein, hefting his sword. “We will tear this thing up! Two swords… or three swords… is better than one!”

Kirito noticed that Silica was watching, with her arms crossed, a smile on her face and a bit of drool dripping from her nose. “Silica, what’s the matter?”

“Oh, please don’t mind me!” said Silica. “I just can’t believe I’m so lucky as to witness the battle between men with three swords as amazing as you two! This has always been my dream.”

“Ok, let’s get going!” said Kirito. He grabbed Klein’s hand and led him towards the inn.

Asuna watched from the shadows.

At the inn, after some intense swordplay…

“I’m exhausted,” said Kirito. “Let’s take a break before we get back to it.”

“Oh, all right, you cuddle bug.”

“Your swordplay has been so amazing, Klein.”

“Thanks. Besides, you got a lotta ladies around you. Sometimes a guy needs a man-to-man, you dig?”

“You’re right,” said Kirito. “Sometimes I feel like the girls can’t fully appreciate my sword in the way another man can. I wonder if they really like me at all.”

“You’re just such a nice person, so of course everyone likes you. That goes for me, too.”

After hours more of intensive swordplay with Klein, Kirito and Asuna left on another quest with Premiere.

“I’ve found it!” exclaimed Premiere. “The second ball!”

“And that makes two of ’em,” said Kirito.

“I want to lick them,” said Premiere.

“I’ll help!” offered Asuna. “Good work finding them, Premiere!”

“Yup, hehe!” said Kirito. “One step closer to… to… something, I guess.”

Later, back at the inn…

“BALLS?!” exclaimed Yuuki. “And we’ve already got our hands on two?!! I want to fondle them too!!!”

“We still need more though,” said Asuna.

“Yeah!” said Yuuki. “And protection. Protection seems pretty positive.”

“That’s right, Yuuki,” added Liz. “Whenever you forge a sword, or play with balls, you should always use protection.”

To be continued…