The high school yacht club has giggly girlish adventures— in space.

I wanted to enjoy this show, I did. How could it go wrong? It’s about SPACE PIRATES!!! It has a fabulous setting: a vast galaxy filled with mysteries and treasure, and a crew that’s ready to do some piracy. What could possibly go wrong?

But instead of a swashbuckling adventure, we were treated to an adaption of Afternoon Tea Time in Space. The main differences are that a) instead of a variety of snack foods, we are limited to parfaits, and b) instead of a cute turtle, we have spaceships.