A girl does fortune telling with tarot cards. Then she is tentacle raped, murders her sister(?), and slays a demon with the help of other magical tarot girls. Continue reading Gen’ei wo Kakeru Taiyou, Il Sole Penetra le Illusioni — First Impressions →

The best way I can describe this is as a cross between Jojo’s Bizarre Adventure and Hyouge Mono. It has this over the top feeling with where these crazy powerful warriors sit around sipping sake and playing music, then suddenly slicing assassins in half with their pick.

But so far it lacks the characterization which made Jojo and Hyouge Mono successful. These people are crazy, for sure, but we don’t have much reason to care about them. I don’t even know who they are at this point. It’s possible the show will address this in future episodes, but I doubt it’ll live up to the standards set by its spiritual predecessors.

Ha ha ha ha. Abuse! Ha ha ha. The main character’s breasts aren’t bigger than her head. Does she even qualify as female? Hilarious! Truly the height of comedy. Continue reading Dog and Scissors — First Impressions →

Given the first three minutes, I was fully ready to rip on and hate this series. We started off with peeking in the girls’ locker room, trading porn magazines with friends, and thrusting our faces in girls’ chests. Not exactly a great start. Continue reading Hentai Ouji to Warawanai Neko — First Impressions →

Biri-biri~~~~!

I think this show is brilliant. It takes what was a typical shounen action show and turns it into a typical shounen action show with LESBIANS. Genius.

The first episode contains a bit of everything fans of the series remember. Teleporting, railgunning, evil psychotic lesbians, skirt-flippings, Kuroko, etc. My only minor complaint is that I don’t remember the girl in the hospital and her friend at all.