Happy Birthday to Me! Year Three!

Wow. I’ve been writing this blog for three years now. Time seems to fly by faster and faster the older you get.

The word on the street is that after blogging for three years you will suddenly disappear from the face of the Earth. I have no plans to do so so don’t worry. Definitely can’t quit before SAO season 2 at the very least.

Boring Statistics

Two Years Ago:

  • 43,500 Visitors
  • ~350 Visitors per Day (at end of year)
  • ~60 RSS Subscribers
  • 1738 Comments
  • 437 Posts
    • 262 Episodic Posts
    • 61 First Impressions
    • 78 Reviews

Last Year:

  • 210,000 Visitors
  • ~700 Visitors per Day (at end of year)
  • ~155 RSS Subscribers
  • 3947 Comments
  • 456 Posts
    • 241 Episodic Posts
    • 95 First Impressions
    • 60 Reviews

This Year:

  • 260,000 Visitors
  • ~1000 Visitors per day at beginning of year, 500 at end
  • ~300-350 RSS Subscribers (according to feedburner, no idea what these numbers mean anymore now that Reader closed)
  • 3323 Comments
  • 390 Posts
    • 154 Episodic Posts
    • 102 First Impressions
    • 80 Reviews

By the numbers, I’ve had about as many visitors as last year, except I slacked off and blogged fewer shows. But actually I had a very successful first half of the year, and visitors have died down towards the end. The numbers are a bit misleading though since this fall is due almost entirely to waning interest in SAO hentai. Next year is going to be really busy with SAO season 2 coming out! Continue reading Happy Birthday to Me! Year Three! →

Sword Art Online Extra Edition — SAO Yaoi Hentai

This is part 17 of my SAO summary / fanfiction. You can start with Part 1 here.

Several weeks had passed Kirito rescued Asuna from the fairy kingdom’s den of iniquity, where she was tentacle raped and licked and all other sorts of atrocities laid upon her pure, nubile body by the mad King Oberon. In case the reader has forgotten, King Oberon fell to Kirito in a heroic dance battle, and Kirito then courageously received administrative powers from the hand of a mad scientist’s ghost, and used them to torture the defenseless Oberon, making him suffer as much as any man could suffer. Kirito proved once and for all that he was a true hero, a hero to be reckoned with, and that justice would always prevail as long as his sword stood straight and true in the realm of video games.

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Now Kirito and Imouto galloped to school on Kirito’s mighty motorcycle. They could have walked (it was only a few blocks) but a motorcycle was the only vehicle fit for a hero. Kirito had named it after himself, “Stud”. It was black, the color of heroes, and Kirito loved the feel of his pelvis grinding into the hard seat, and the contrast of the soft voluptuousness of his younger sister’s flesh pushing into him from behind. This was actually a disappointment to Kirito, however, and he wished he were back in Alfheim Online, where his sister’s breasts were several orders of magnitude larger. Plus, Kirito had decided, the real world’s coefficient of restitution for human flesh was too low. After seeing his sister’s bounce while she flew through the sky, Kirito knew for sure that the virtual world was superior to the “real” world. He wished he was a GM so he could fix things. But she was still his Imouto, and thus Kirito would swing his sword at her side in love no matter what form her body took. Continue reading Sword Art Online Extra Edition — SAO Yaoi Hentai →