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Mahouka 17 – 19 — Will it Ever End?

Mahouka,

Doing this first so I can watch SAO to get the crap out of my mouth. Yes, I like to make fun of SAO, but Mahouka has made me realize how much worse it could have been.

Episode 17

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Uh oh, the Chinese terrorists are about to lose 100 million dollars betting on high school sports. Poor chaps. Time for them to go on a killing spree! The author definitely didn’t pull this out of his ass at the last minute after realizing the rest of the book was boring as shit. Continue reading Mahouka 17 – 19 — Will it Ever End? →

Sword Art Online II 05 — Sinon Swears She’ll Kick Kirito’s Ass

Sword Art Online,

This is part 22 of my SAO summary / fanfiction. You can start with Part 1 here.

Kirito and Sinon arrived on the bike, just in time to register for the BoB. The registration asked Kirito to provide his real-life information, including his address, date of birth, and phone number, but Kirito left them blank. GGO was run by a shady American company, and Kirito knew all about phishing scams. He wouldn’t be fooled.

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After they entered, Kirito and Sinon checked their placement in the tournament. They were both in the F division.

“Good. Even if I run into you, it’ll be in the finals,” Sinon said. I hope she makes it. I really want to check out that ass.  Continue reading Sword Art Online II 05 — Sinon Swears She’ll Kick Kirito’s Ass →

Sword Art Online II 04 — Sinon ASSists Kirito in Firing his Gun

Sword Art Online,

This is part 21 of my SAO summary / fanfiction. You can start with Part 1 here.

After stripping for the nurse, Kirito prepared to dive into GGO. He still had doubts, especially about the information from that nasty man who kindly bought him dessert.

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Killing people in the real world from a virtual one? I can’t believe that’s possible, Kirito thought. It’s not like that’s ever happened before. Continue reading Sword Art Online II 04 — Sinon ASSists Kirito in Firing his Gun →

Mahouka 16 — Something Finally Happens

Mahouka,

You may have noticed I’ve fallen behind on everything and haven’t even picked up a fourth or fifth show yet. This is because I’m moving across the county next week. I have a ton of packing to do, probably won’t have Internet access this weekend, will be spending the next week in Canada, and then will be settling in in a new town and a new job. So basically I’m probably going to fall behind blogging. Sorry about that, this has been a hectic summer, but in a few weeks I’ll hopefully settle back into a routine.

And for those wondering, I’m planning to pick up Zankyou no Terror. Eventually…

Anyway, Mahouka. I can’t wait to start this episode.

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  • Great, we’re already into the main meat of this show: explaining magical gibberish.

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