Girls with enormous cancerous lumps on their chests fight alien invaders. They are powered by horniness which only the main character can provide.

Well, I have to give it credit for the unique idea of having the girls run out of energy in the middle of battle and need to head to a giant metal sex box to recharge.

It’s a unique idea, but how is this show so unbelievably boring? I watched this with Classy, and normally we actually, you know, watch the show. Not this time. Nobody could manage to pay attention and we kept talking about other things the whole time. Pretty sure emperorj was also playing idolmaster the whole time.

Only two parts that were memorable: the scene where he had sex with the above girl in front of a crowd in an auditorium, and the scene where he had sex with the loli. My god. The worst part is that these were the two best scenes, seeing how they’re the only two I could even be bothered to pay attention to or remember.

What a terrible show. Can’t believe this is getting a second season. But I for one will not be watching (assuming there is any other Classy show that season… God I can only hope).

• Storytelling – F – Terrible.
• Voice – D – Interesting idea, I guess?
• Characters – F – Main character could have been replaced with a dildo and no one would notice.
• Attention Grab – F – Unwatchable.
• Production – C – Meh.
• Overall – F

Recommendations – Don’t rape little girls.