I really don’t see the point of going out of order with this show. But hey, it’s not like anyone’s ever done that before!
I’ve been complaining a lot about this show. I keep coming up with reasons only to have people convince me that all my reasons are wrong. Continue reading Humanity has Declined 11 — The Education System has Declined
Since Sword Art Online is basically a work of fanfiction, I thought I’d try my own hand at writing this episode. I’ll let you guys tell me which version is better. Don’t worry, I won’t be insulted if you like the show better than my retelling! Also, note that this is NSFW, but it’s not much worse than the actual episode.
Kirito and Kuradeel stand at attention before the commander’s desk, their erect swords gleaming in the morning sunshine that pours through the office window. The commander quickly leafs through a stack of papers, the only item atop his otherwise spotless mahogany desk. Running a guild is a difficult job. Sadly, it mainly consists of paperwork.
Finally, he pushes the papers aside and lifts his eyes.
“Gentlemen,” he begins, slowly massaging a grey lock of hair to the side. “You two came here to waste my time fighting over a woman?”
The two glance at each other angrily, then curtly nod. The commander sighs.
Continue reading Sword Art Online 10 — Kirito’s Courtship (NSFW)
All have sinned and fall short of the glory of God. — Romans 4:23
Inaba is a worthless failure. But she has the courage to confess this and to recognize her enormous faults. She recognizes the power sin has over her, which is the first step to exorcising it. Confession is an essential component in the life of the church. Continue reading Kokoro Connect 10 — A Brief Summary of Paul’s Letter to the Romans
Mitsuhide continues to be my favorite character. She has the best clothes, the best hairstyle, she isn’t a loli (this is important), and she isn’t happy all the time. Continue reading Oda Nobuna no Yabou 09 — Defending Kyoto from Raging Lesbians
The main character is now a god. I think it’s fitting that she becomes a god because she names the fairies.
Most of the arcs in this show are the same, apart from the details. Fairies appear due to some fad. They multiply. Then they die out. It’s an accelerated version of what happened to humanity in the old world. But it’s already becoming stale. Continue reading Humanity has Declined 10 — The Creation of Fairies