Sword Art Online II 09 — Death Gun Chases Tail

This is part 26 of my SAO summary / fanfiction. You can start with Part 1 here.

Kirito’s wife and daughter sat on a couch in ALO, watching video feeds of a tournament in a different video game.

“I wonder why Kirito hasn’t shown up yet…” asked Asuna. “I thought he would have killed everyone by now and won the tournament. He’s a beater, after all.”

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Yui laughed. “Daddy would strike the enemy from behind so quickly, there’d be no time for him to show up on camera!”

“I wish daddy was here to strike me from behind with his sword…” muttered Asuna. It had been so hard when Kirito left ALO to play GGO. It was his job, so it couldn’t be helped, but Asuna was lonely. And it was hard raising Yui without her father.

Yui and Asuna then witnessed Death Gun appear from nowhere and kill someone.

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“My true name, and the true name of this gun, is Death Gun,” said Death Gun. “That’s because it’s a gun that brings death. Clever, eh?!”

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“I have the power!”

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“It’s show time!”

Death gun began to dance. His dance moves were smooth and cool, just like his name and the name of his gun.

Kirito began to dance, too. “Come on Sinon, let’s do this!” Kirito shouted as he patted her buttocks and began to dance with Death Gun.

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It reminded Kirito of his glory days, of back when he had defeated King Oberon in a dance battle to free Asuna from slavery. Today he would defeat Death Gun and be a hero once more.

“Nooo!” Sinon screamed. Death Gun’s death gun reminded her of the death gun she had shot a man to death with in her tragic past. Sinon began to cry.

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Then her blood cells began to flow backward and Sinon fainted.

When she awoke, Death Gun had gone. “Kirito, I will help you to defeat him. I must overcome my fear of guns. Guns aren’t scary at all, and I won’t let the fear of them ruin my daily life.”

Kirito whipped out his sword and thrust it towards Sinon’s face, barely blocking a bullet.

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Kirito killed the attacker with his smooth dance moves. Sinon’s mouth was left hanging open the whole time, still waiting to receive the energy from Kirito’s sword.

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Meanwhile, back in ALO, Silica and Imouto stared up Imouto’s blouse. “These are so great, aren’t they, Silica? Why would Kirito be so interested in asses now…”

Back in GGO, Sinon and Kirito discussed their plans. “How will we find Death Gun on radar?” Kirito asked. “Death Gun isn’t his real name.”

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“Well…” Sinon worked her brain to the maximum levels. “‘Gunner’ is like the ‘Gun’ of ‘Death Gun’. And ‘X’ is like the cross sign he makes. Maybe he’s this ‘Gunner X?'”

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“Or is that too obvious?”

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“Well… Character names are usually obvious.”

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“Mine’s just my real name rearranged. ”

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“Same here.”

“Wow, Kirito-kun… we have so much in common…”

“Well, Death Gun must be Gunner X! You’re a genius, Sinon!”

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“But this is the only time I’m helping you, okay?! It’s not like I like you! Baka!”

“But Kirito-kun, after this, you’d better face me head on with your sword! You promised!”

Kirito and Sinon went to face Death Gun. They separated to surround him from both sides, but Death Gun ambushed and paralyzed Sinon.

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“Now, show me your rage, Kirito! I will fire my gun into your woman’s ass!”

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“All so that I can feel your blade inside me once again! Your mad blade!”

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“Show me once again. I want to see your blade…” Death Gun drooled through his mask.

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Sinon was defenseless. All she could do was shake her ass as she lay frothing on the ground. She remembered the time she had killed a man with his own gun. It was the same gun Death Gun had. Sinon’s blood began to flow backwards once more as she felt a last bout of manic strength possess her.

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“Now, Sinon… Suck my Colt!”

Continued in Part 27

10 thoughts on “Sword Art Online II 09 — Death Gun Chases Tail

  1. Okay, you made me crack up twice in this post.

    “Death gun began to dance. His dance moves were smooth and cool, just like his name and the name of his gun.”
    And…
    “Death Gun’s death gun reminded her of the death gun she had shot a man to death with in her tragic past. ”

    It seems like my biggest source of enjoyment comes from Death Guns stupid ass name being made fun of. XD

    1. Sounds like I need to try harder if I only made you crack up twice. 🙂

      I was proudest of the “Suck my Colt” line haha.

      1. Oh, I giggled more than twice, but those are the lines that got audible laughs out of me. xD I also had a fondness for “All she could do was shake her ass as she lay frothing on the ground”.

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