Zetsuen no Tempest 10 — Bluffing

Zetsuen no Tempest,

Administrative Note: As I mentioned before, I’m going to be travelling for the next two weeks. So I won’t be updating with new episodes. I’ll try to play catch up when I get back. However, I have prepared a series of less timely posts for while I’m gone, about one a day. So the site will end up being updated more than when I’m here.

I’ve been ripping on this show a lot, but I actually liked this episode. A big part of that was that it had no Shakespeare quotes.

The whole time Yoshino was giving his speech, I was thinking “this is totally BS! I can’t believe this speech would convince anyone!” Continue reading Zetsuen no Tempest 10 — Bluffing →

Sword Art Online 22 — Kirito is Violated (NSFW)

Sword Art Online,

This is part 13 of my SAO fanfiction. You can start with Part 1 here.

Kirito crashed into the wall with a bang. He had to reach Asuna with his sword that would pierce the heavens— he had to. And now something was in his way. Kirito prepared to solve this problem the way he’d solved all his problems before— by waving his giant swords at them.

“No, daddy, wait!” said Yui, as she carefully examined the obstacle. “This— it’s a diaphragm. And it belongs to mommy! She’s preventing everything from entering. You won’t be able to get through no matter how hard you try! This is to protect her from STDs (sword transmitted diseases) so there’s no way your sword will break this barrier.”

“We’ll see about that,” said Kirito, as he took drew his other blade. “I’ve never seen anything that my dual blades couldn’t penetrate.” Continue reading Sword Art Online 22 — Kirito is Violated (NSFW) →