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BUDDYCUM 13 — Acception

Wonder if they realize acception isn’t a word?

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We start out with Bizon raping Hina again by drugging her up. Of course Aoba and Dio aren’t allowed to Buddy so they wait an entire five seconds into the battle before Buddying. The scientists use all their analytical powers to detect that there’s something constrained about the enemy’s coupling. That’s right. It’s non-consensual! Only a horrible abuse of technology would allow such a thing. What kind of self-respecting scientist would create technology to kill millions of people, without ensuring that the soldiers consented to the partners they work with?!! And no, silence is not consent.

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Upon realizing this, Aoba goes and asks Hina to couple with him instead. Upon seeing his wavy hair when he takes his helmet off, Hina immediately consents. Easy choice. Aoba’s hot.

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Their sex Coupling is so great that it creates a wormhole through time. Hina feels like she is a five year old girl again. Aoba likes it that way. Hina goes into the wormhole to rescue the Aoba of the past. Aoba realizes from Trans-AMing that Hina has been traveling the same cycle through time for millenia… or something. (This time travel thing was so dumb that I don’t want to even attempt to think about it, I will just get stupider.)

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Aoba and Dio BUDDYCUMâ„¢ together into the wormhole to defeat Bizon and rescue Hina.

A masked man in a wheelchair appears.

See you next season! (or not)

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This show is entertaining, but sometimes when watching it I wish I didn’t think either.

BUDDYCUM 10 — The Talk

“Dio… when you do Coupling… even if it’s a Nice Coupling… remember to use protection or the waveform inside you may alter.”

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Dad hears through the grapevine about the guy Dio’s been Coupling with, and is quite concerned. Rather than a unique Buddy, dad wants Dio to choose someone who will provide a stable career for Dio. Dio refuses and says he will continue to make Nice Couplings with Aoba. Continue reading BUDDYCUM 10 — The Talk

BUDDYCUM 09 — “That was a Nice Coupling.”

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Truer last words were never spoken. It was so intense the good doctor died just from watching it on the television. Aoba and Dio surpassed the world record for longest simultaneous orgasm Coupling, going from the old record of 300 seconds to a whopping 400 seconds. This proves that what they say really is true, angry sex Coupling is the best. Continue reading BUDDYCUM 09 — “That was a Nice Coupling.”