Since Sword Art Online is basically a work of fanfiction, I thought I’d try my own hand at writing this episode. I’ll let you guys tell me which version is better. Don’t worry, I won’t be insulted if you like the show better than my retelling! Also, note that this is NSFW, but it’s not much worse than the actual episode.
Kirito and Kuradeel stand at attention before the commander’s desk, their erect swords gleaming in the morning sunshine that pours through the office window. The commander quickly leafs through a stack of papers, the only item atop his otherwise spotless mahogany desk. Running a guild is a difficult job. Sadly, it mainly consists of paperwork.
Finally, he pushes the papers aside and lifts his eyes.
“Gentlemen,” he begins, slowly massaging a grey lock of hair to the side. “You two came here to waste my time fighting over a woman?”
The two glance at each other angrily, then curtly nod. The commander sighs.
Continue reading Sword Art Online 10 — Kirito’s Courtship (NSFW)
