The results are in, and Sword Art Online’s depiction of butts is less realistic than that of Rail Wars. Note for animators: you need to properly model gravity. . If and are the masses of Sinon’s butt cheeks, and is the distance between them, then is non-negligible.

On to this week’s episode! This is part 30 (OMG!) of my SAO fanfiction, and you can start from the beginning here.

Kirito and Death Gun continued their struggle in the desert, getting down and dirty and covered with sweat.

Death Gun panted heavily from the exertion. “You will never defeat me if you can’t remember me! Bwah ha ha ha!” Continue reading Sword Art Online II 13 — Death Gun’s Death →

This is part 29 of my SAO summary / fanfiction. You can start with Part 1 here.

Kirito and Sinon waited in the cave for their enemies to come. Kirito had just stepped out so the satellite could see him, to lure the enemies to his position.

Kirito was worried. “Death Gun has already killed a lot of people… can we beat him?”

“Then he’s sure to get the ‘max kills’ award… There’s nothing we can do about it.” Continue reading Sword Art Online II 12 — Kirito and Death Gun Compare Swords →

This is part 28 of my SAO summary / fanfiction. You can start with Part 1 here.

Sinon rested her head on Kirito’s lap after she had taken her fear of guns (and Kirito’s gun) into her own two hands.

“Kirito-kun… How are you able to be so strong right now?” Continue reading Sword Art Online II 11 — Kirito and Sinon Sit on their Asses in a Cave →

This is part 27 of my SAO summary / fanfiction. You can start with Part 1 here.

Death Gun prepared to fire his Death Gun up Sinon’s ass. Continue reading Sword Art Online II 10 — Sinon x Kirito Hentai →

This is part 26 of my SAO summary / fanfiction. You can start with Part 1 here.

Kirito’s wife and daughter sat on a couch in ALO, watching video feeds of a tournament in a different video game.

“I wonder why Kirito hasn’t shown up yet…” asked Asuna. “I thought he would have killed everyone by now and won the tournament. He’s a beater, after all.”

Yui laughed. “Daddy would strike the enemy from behind so quickly, there’d be no time for him to show up on camera!” Continue reading Sword Art Online II 09 — Death Gun Chases Tail →