Sword Art Online II 16 — Kirito’s Giant Elven Orgy

This is part 33 of my SAO fanfiction, and you can start from the beginning here.

Kirito and friends were feeling super horny. They had been fighting naked, sweaty giants for hours. The new pair of opponents was tough. The yellow giant’s resistance to ordinary attacks was too high.

“I have a plan,” said Kirito. “At the same time, let’s let loose and concentrate all our Sword Skills on the yellow one, to defeat it. I can’t hold in my power for much longer.”

“Me too,” said Asuna. “I can only squirt my magic pixie juice on you all for another 150 seconds. I’m running out of MP, despite the 7 liters Kirito supplied me with when we started…”

Kirito grasped the hilt of his blade firmly in his right hand, a mixture of oil and blood glistening on the tip. Everyone stored up their magical energy and prepared to release their load onto the unsuspecting giant.

They rushed in and let loose. The giant screamed in pain and ecstasy. But all their energy wasn’t enough. The giant wanted more.

Fortunately, Kirito whipped out his DUAL BLADE and released the immense magical energy stored inside. His friends stared in shock, amazed by the dexterity and power of Kirito’s special Sword Skill.

“That felt great,” said Sinon. “You don’t have this kind of teamwork in GGO, where everyone is close together, grunting and sweating and swinging their swords together. I’m glad I switched to this game.”

“No fair!” said Yui. “I wish I could use a sword in battle… but Daddy says I’m not old enough yet to do swordplay with people who aren’t family.”

“Don’t worry, Yui!” Lizbeth reassured her. “You’ll still get to enjoy seeing daddy’s swordplay against this boss. Our only choice is to find the King of the Giants, and kick his butt! By the way guys, I call his butt… he he… he he…”

The party continued on.

They passed an elven girl imprisoned in a prison of ice.

“We have to save her, guys!” said Klein. “She’s hot! I mean cold, in that ice cage! I mean… Nice tits!”

“It’s clearly a trap,” said Asuna. Everyone else agreed.

“Don’t do it Klein,” said Kirito.

“You don’t understand, Kirito… Even if it’s a trap, I can’t leave her here! When you were a girl in GGO… the feelings I had… why can’t you understand?!!”