This is part 17 of my SAO summary / fanfiction. You can start with Part 1 here.
Several weeks had passed Kirito rescued Asuna from the fairy kingdom’s den of iniquity, where she was tentacle raped and licked and all other sorts of atrocities laid upon her pure, nubile body by the mad King Oberon. In case the reader has forgotten, King Oberon fell to Kirito in a heroic dance battle, and Kirito then courageously received administrative powers from the hand of a mad scientist’s ghost, and used them to torture the defenseless Oberon, making him suffer as much as any man could suffer. Kirito proved once and for all that he was a true hero, a hero to be reckoned with, and that justice would always prevail as long as his sword stood straight and true in the realm of video games.

Now Kirito and Imouto galloped to school on Kirito’s mighty motorcycle. They could have walked (it was only a few blocks) but a motorcycle was the only vehicle fit for a hero. Kirito had named it after himself, “Stud”. It was black, the color of heroes, and Kirito loved the feel of his pelvis grinding into the hard seat, and the contrast of the soft voluptuousness of his younger sister’s flesh pushing into him from behind. This was actually a disappointment to Kirito, however, and he wished he were back in Alfheim Online, where his sister’s breasts were several orders of magnitude larger. Plus, Kirito had decided, the real world’s coefficient of restitution for human flesh was too low. After seeing his sister’s bounce while she flew through the sky, Kirito knew for sure that the virtual world was superior to the “real” world. He wished he was a GM so he could fix things. But she was still his Imouto, and thus Kirito would swing his sword at her side in love no matter what form her body took. Continue reading Sword Art Online Extra Edition — SAO Yaoi Hentai →